OCTOBER

u ever want to sit a man down and tell him straight up he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is

Coffee is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but the grounds smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get enough of it down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, robust , hot swigs of coffee down my throat. When I sit back on my chair, look down in the cup with ‘ffee all over my lips and ‘ffee running down my chin, hair gelled and combed and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm because I’ve drained all of  the coffee out of the cup….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

not only am I funny but I have nice titties too