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trying to sleep but my blanket smells like domino's pizza crusts 🍕🤤 yummm now im hungry

DO NOT WATCH MCR MUSIC VIDEOS BEFORE BED!! i did and I had a dream I ate crayons. BASICALLY in the dream (for some strange reason) my older sister had pulled out those little packages of crayons they give the kids in restaurants and i was like "OMG my favorite" and just started chowing down on them. I blame Ray toro

hypothetically speaking if i had stabbed myself with a toothpick ACCIDENTALLY, I'll be alright right? it's not like I COULD get wood tetanus and the toothpick would've been hypothetically unused.... the the micro splinters probably won't do no harm right? HAHAH just hypothetically question....

while licking the yogurt cup i was eating i accidentally slit my tongue open with a little piece of foil from the lid that stayed stuck SIGHHHHH day = RUINED

had to evacuate and pack all my things cause we started flooding again... talk about a bruh moment 😂🫱 in the midst of the chaos i forgot my wireless mouse (for minecraft) and my miniature food

OMFG IM SO DUMB ive just been frantically searching up why my laptop's fan keeps turning on and off, like a wave kinda, slowly turns on and then slowly off. So I decided I was gonna take a look at the air vents and clean them, when I lifted up the laptop I noticed the fan noise wasnt coming from the air vents but from my speakers???!!! wutttttt then I started hearing seagulls and noticed that noise was no fan, but in fact ocean noises..... and they won't stop and ive closed everything

I am so out of shape that literally just playing minecraft had me sweating all over OMFG holy chud

I just turned on all 3 of my fans, the costco one, the handheld one with cat ears, and the accordion one.. HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE odnfndksndosmfnd

my mom just started singing twenty one pilots out of nowhere wuttttt ;-; who taught her that????

a fucking gnat flew into my cereal as i was eating and I had the misfortune of watching it drown in my breakfast I HATE LIVING and when I got up to throw it away ANOTHER ONE flew in

just jumpscared myself with the relaxing car drive video on full volume to get rid of my hiccups AND IT WORKED XDD