hey vsauce michael here

fuckjng hate every gramon childhood story like yeah when we were young we used to dance around on rainbows every day and kiss the woodland animals goodnight then we’d cuddle and stare into each others eyes for five hours straight at the edge of a mossy tranquil pond because our bond was so unbreakable then we’d fall asleep in the same sleeping bag with our feet entwined. fuck you man fuck you

Beatles Tumblr blogs will be like 'one time Paul McCartney lactated and Yoko stole his breastmilk to create a stew" and you'll be like "that must be from a fanfic" then you'll look it up and the source is Ringo

I used to feel bad about RPF but they kinda deserve it

The concept of the Beatles being in Hamburg fucking prostitues robbing sailors and living on prellies and beer in 1962 and then a year later in 1963 they’re doing ageo in uniforms for the BBC at 3 o clock sharp so that the 12 year olds won’t miss it

if yoko Ono had been a man they would sing his praises as the yaoi king that destroyed those infidel Beatles

the beatles invented sex the rolling stones figured out you could also do it with women