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Curse you, Sanji! Curse you! And your charm and chiseled jawline, your ocean eyes.

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the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.
we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,
I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."
Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.
pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post
I just know that Shane was one of those kids who didn't speak til three and when he did he busted out a full sentence one day and that sentence was, "Jason stole my FUCKING crayons" followed by a WHAP as Shane hit Jason and Jason hit the floor and Yuna and David were summoned immediately to the school to have an Important Conversation and David sat there the entire time staring at Yuna out the side of his head because Shane did NOT get those "interpersonal skills" from the mailman and Yuna's only response to the entire conversation was, "Well. Did Jason steal his fucking crayons???"
Twenty-three years later Ilya Rozanov dies on a floor in Ottawa after hearing this story for the first time.
After hollanov is outed and shane becomes a centaur some random fan admits that back in 2008 they paid an etsy witch to make the ottawa centaurs the best team in the league and at first they thought they had been scammed but now they realize that this created the domino effect that had shane hollander and ilya rozanov falling in love and then eventually joining the team and winning them back to back stanley cups
obsessed with the narrative that shane is just inventing kink out of his own beautiful mind like obviously he knows that ilya is the one in control but he has no clue that he’s been in a dom/sub dynamic right from the start
so one day he’s talking to rose and she jokes about their sex lives becoming boring after being together for so long and shane’s like no no he does this thing where it feels like he shuts my brain off and all my limbs go numb and he completely overtakes my body and mind and afterwards he has to bring me back down to earth and she’s like ???he puts you in subspace on the reg?? and shane is like i have no idea what that means

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9-1-1 S09E11 "Going Once Going Twice"
Shane loves his personal space. Ilya also loves Shane's personal space.
idk why groceries cost money like girl i need them
Forever sad the fic was deleted while I was reading it but it was Alpha prince Ilya and Omega Blacksmith Shane and ugh I really liked it rip

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Ilya btw
yuna hollander the woman that you are.
if you are writing hockey fic and setting it in montreal. you need to know that montreal is a hockey city. like traffic stops for hockey. game night is electric in the air. you know when it's a game night. the game is always on a screen in a restaurant. you can talk to a stranger about montreal's general manager and the starting line.
like there are hyper specific brand deals with players. like they had a mcdonald's meal for different players. you could get a custom car from a ford dealership that had a player's number and name. they do autograph signings and there is a line around the block in cold canadian weather.
their practice rink is in another town and people will wait outside to get autographs. i am not exaggerating. when the team moved from the forum to the bell centre everything was auctioned off. like seat and scoreboard. you could pay to have a brick with your name get put in to the new arena construction.
there was remembrance when the widow of a montreal hockey legend passed. she was always at the games
like there would be no peace for shane hollander. if he got traded they would riot
so what i’m hearing is we need more fics of montreal fans setting the coaches car on fire for pushing shane away to ottawa in the long game
realistically, he would be a saint. like 3 ships? you mean montreal got the cup 3 times????????????? in a decade???? like its been a growing superstition that the league hasn't let a canadian team win on purpose. like if shane hollander got montreal the cup 3 times. my god, they would have effigies of him. like you don't understand how unhinged montreal is about hockey.
i grew up there. i am just baffled about him getting traded???? like no. like when pk subban was traded a private citizen bought an entire page in the montreal gazette to protest. and everyone agreed with him. there was so much radio and sports commentary on how ridiculous of a trade it was. like 3 STANLEY CUPS? omg riots in the streets.
and the insult of being traded to OTTAWA?? to the ENGLISH?! no no no the QUEBECOIS PEOPLE WOULD LIGHT THAT GM ON FIRE
carey price had a leave of absence due to mental health and the entire city was rallying for him. like he would show up to games to watch and people freaked out and cheered for him. when he came back everyone was like smitten.
i swear to god, like 3 CHAMPIONSHIPS? no, that boy would have stayed in montreal. they would have fired the general manager. MONTREAL HAS FIRED THE GENERAL MANAGER FOR LOSING. LIKE NO THIS WOULD HAVE NOT HAPPENED
#nick suzuki win the cup and bring it home and you will be allowed to kill one person of your choosing in the public square if you want to#and you would not do this because you're a wonderful human being#BUT THE CITY WOULD ALLOW YOU THIS#SHOULD YOU CHOOSE#WE DO NOT FUCK AROUND ABOUT HOCKEY IN MONTREAL!!!!!!#AND WHEN WE LOVE OUR GUYS WE LOVE THEM HARD!!!!!!!!!!! (via @filthyjanuary)
absolutely need to add these so you guys get it. tlg is fundamentally broken. season 2 is gonna piss me off SOOOO bad
thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it

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Heated Rivalry | Olympians (1.02) Heated Rivalry | The Cottage (1.06)
thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op