loveliest in nature

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

I just know that Shane was one of those kids who didn't speak til three and when he did he busted out a full sentence one day and that sentence was, "Jason stole my FUCKING crayons" followed by a WHAP as Shane hit Jason and Jason hit the floor and Yuna and David were summoned immediately to the school to have an Important Conversation and David sat there the entire time staring at Yuna out the side of his head because Shane did NOT get those "interpersonal skills" from the mailman and Yuna's only response to the entire conversation was, "Well. Did Jason steal his fucking crayons???"

obsessed with the narrative that shane is just inventing kink out of his own beautiful mind like obviously he knows that ilya is the one in control but he has no clue that he’s been in a dom/sub dynamic right from the start

if you are writing hockey fic and setting it in montreal. you need to know that montreal is a hockey city. like traffic stops for hockey. game night is electric in the air. you know when it's a game night. the game is always on a screen in a restaurant. you can talk to a stranger about montreal's general manager and the starting line.

realistically, he would be a saint. like 3 ships? you mean montreal got the cup 3 times????????????? in a decade???? like its been a growing superstition that the league hasn't let a canadian team win on purpose. like if shane hollander got montreal the cup 3 times. my god, they would have effigies of him. like you don't understand how unhinged montreal is about hockey.

#nick suzuki win the cup and bring it home and you will be allowed to kill one person of your choosing in the public square if you want to#and you would not do this because you're a wonderful human being#BUT THE CITY WOULD ALLOW YOU THIS#SHOULD YOU CHOOSE#WE DO NOT FUCK AROUND ABOUT HOCKEY IN MONTREAL!!!!!!#AND WHEN WE LOVE OUR GUYS WE LOVE THEM HARD!!!!!!!!!!! (via @filthyjanuary)