Professinal Procrastinator

funko pops. 𝝉rinkets and figure𝓼. miscella𝓷eous jewelry. 𝓼mall business freque𝓷ter. ⟡ ˙ cons𝝉antly on his laptop. lego architect. sticker decorated headphone𝓼. homebody s𝝉reamer. ˙ ˖ average marvel fa𝓷. keychains.

meeting reader grw him cooking with him reader beating him in mario kart taking reader shopping reader sleepily surprising him surprising reader for her birthday opening p.o. mail reader comforting him after he loses a game pickle jar handing him random things can’t stream when you’re gone

you work at brewology, the most popular cafe on campus—and somehow, a charming new customer has woven himself into your routine tags: james potter x reader, frat boy!james potter, fem!reader, college au, coffee shop au, muggle au, modern au, fluff

⟢ morning coffee ⊹ 2.0k you weren't expecting your first customer of the day to be so charming

⟢ morning matcha ⊹ 1.7k james brightens your mornings working at the cafe with flirtatious remarks and your favorite drink

⟢ morning chai ⊹ 1.6k when you're not working at brewology, you spend your mornings in the arms of someone you love

I'd love another blurb about either like visiting him at his frathouse after habing gotten closer and hes super respectful but reader is a little confused and anxious about what he wants from her (wether he likes her romantically and all that jass) or something about giving him his jacket back and him being all flirty yk

sorry for rambling and i hope you have a lovely day!!!

love this idea! i went with the first half of the request so this doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the original frat boy!james blurb, but ive been working on a part 2 for that too !

𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚎 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝

⟢ frat boy!james potter x fem!reader ⊹ 2.0k ⟢ warnings/tags: fluff, drinking/intoxication (not reader), miscommunication but this is the resolution, reader is confused about james' intentions

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You thought James invited you over to hang out, just the two of you. You had been brainstorming movies to watch and takeout places to suggest all day in preparation for a quiet night with him.

The last thing you expected to be doing right now was watch him play beer pong with his friends in the crowed living room of his frat house. But, here you are, standing off to the sidelines and occasionally giving him a thumbs up when he waves at you.

hope i've done your idea justice! ty for requesting

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⟢ frat boy!james potter x fem!reader ⊹ 1.9k ⟢ warnings/tags: references to drinking, technically american!james potter and american!marauders

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"It'll just take a minute," James promises. "We'll be in and out."

With his hand in yours, he leads you through the door, passing under the large Greek letters as you cross the threshold.

You have been seeing James for a month and a half. You never thought you'd be interested in a frat guy—you've never even step foot in one of their houses until now—but James has proven to be the opposite of what you thought a frat guy would be like.

૮ ⎙ㅤ userrotapathetic ა i just rediscovered my pickle obsession so thanks for this made two versions because i had two in mind :p

Ი version one 𐑼

꒱ user can you say hi becca?

rafe messed with his lip, scrolling through his downloaded games, and glanced at the chat. “hi, bethany. okay, the options for today are either an indie horror game, chilla’s art, or outlast. those are all scary, great.”

user indie horror!! those are always so good ꒰ user how about my ability to fall asleep tonight user outlast because i know you’ll be scared

rafe didn’t expect any less when reading that chat, “banning whoever just prayed on my downfall for a week. i’ll put up a poll really quickly so you guys can pick.”

user ha ha user i know the mods feel bad doing that ꒱ user can i be a mod?

“don’t need any more right now. . i’ll tell you guys about my day while you vote. don’t care if you didn’t ask. had an abomination for breakfast but i swear it was good. my pretty girl helped me go over this deal i have and we finalized that. so, something pretty cool is coming out soon. .” rafe trailed off when he heard your soft foot patters.

he took his headphones completely off, turning his entire chair towards you. he looked to the jar in your hand, “hey, baby, what’s up?”

you tapped on the lid, wondering if you should even ask. you’d been building up the courage for five minutes after spending about ten trying to open this pickle jar without asking rafe. you knew he was streaming and did all you can to make sure you didn’t interrupt, no matter how many times rafe tells you he doesn’t mind, even wants you to interrupt his streams.

but you wanted a pickle and this jar was getting open. you walked forward, holding out the jar so only your arm was showing in the camera. you didn’t want the viewers to put their attention on you, but instead focus on rafe. “could you open this?”

user are those pickles user open it now user was not expecting that

rafe smiled, taking the jar and opening it, then handed it back to you. “thank you.” you scurried off, letting rafe continue his stream.

his smile remained as he turned back to the camera. “yep, that’s me. boyfriend. . jar opener. . personal wallet.” rafe shrugged nonchalantly, “i love what i do. you guys are mad,” he pulled a mock sad face, checking the poll results.

꒰ user ? right

Ი version two 𐑼

rafe frowned, seeing that outlast won the poll. “fine, freaks.” he started up the game. “you guys suck.”

he was twenty minutes in, already having been jump scared three times. the game was scary by itself, but as promised every time he plays a horror, his lights were also off, only the glow of his monitor providing light.

rafe blew out a breath, having to do another scene over again because of his character being caught. “i don’t know if i can do this again, this isn’t funny.”

꒱ user not even joking who is that behind you user you guys see it too?? ꒰ user nah it’s too late for this

rafe wasn’t paying attention to his chat as you appeared behind him. you already felt bad having to ask, but felt worse seeing that rafe was playing a scary game. you bit your lip, hoping this wouldn’t be a bother.

rafe flinched at another jumpscare as you stepped closer to his chair. “why did i play this. why did i play this,” rafe repeated. and with a tap to his shoulder, rafe jumped, throwing his headphones off with a yelp. he rolled his chair back, bracing for what could be behind him, paranoid enough to think it was a monster and not just you.

you rose your hands in mock surrender, holding in a laugh. “i’m sorry!”

rafe let out a breath, head tossing back against his headrest. he let his heart rate come back down, grabbing the remote to turn on his lights, hand slightly shaking.

user bro how did i jump user you don’t know how fast i just clipped that ꒰ user stopppp

“hi, sweetheart, what’s up?” rafe spoke with a slight voice shake. you held out the jar, “could you open this? sorry, again.”

rafe shook his head with a brow furrow at your apology, grabbing the jar, “you’re fine,” he opened the jar, handing it back. he cleared his throat, scratching a brow and rotating his foot, glancing up at you hesitantly. “i think i pulled something.”

𑂕 ㅤ۟ㅤ രㅤ ⅏ ʬʬ twitch streamer!rafe is live: reader comforting him after he loses a game 𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬

. . . bold text is stream chat ◛

rafe hit his controller against the stand, heaving out a heavy sigh. “uninstalling this game,” he muttered.

❘ user don’t break it. . ❘ user just play something else ❘ user valid crash out

you were online shopping in your corner that rafe made up for you with a swinging chair and things in your reach to do while rafe streamed.

you startled, looking up quickly, hoping rafe didn’t hurt himself. “rafe?” you moved closer to his chair. it wasn’t the first time you heard him rage on a game, but the first it sounded like he hit something.

he looked to you, shaking his head. “’m okay. ’s a stupid game,” he explained with a slight frown to his eyebrow. he’d been playing for hours now, saying he’d switch games once he won. he didn’t expect to get so close, only three people left on the map, when his character was eliminated.

❘ user tell that man to just switch games

“did you hurt your hand?” you asked. rafe shook his head, “don’t know how well that controller will work anymore, though.”

you nodded. “do you want to keep playing?” instead of responding, rafe moved his chair back, reaching for your hand, and pulling you forward. you took the sign, sitting on his lap, and looking at his disappointed face.

you pouted to match his, taking his head and gently shaking it. “you could always try again later. if it’s making you upset, stop.”

❘ user do you take patients ❘ user we tried telling him that ❘ user @ user yeah but we’re not her

rafe nodded in your hands. “okay.” you smiled at his response, taking his hands and slightly swaying them. “so what do you want to do instead?”

rafe didn’t take a second to think, “can i sit here with you?” you tilted your head, “i don’t think they want to just watch this.”

❘ user we don’t mind ❘ user we love any content with you guys. .

rafe shrugged as you started moving his arms to make him do a little dance. “i’ll turn the stream off.”

❘ user stop threatening us

“or. . you could play a relaxing simulator. . or a gardening game. . or cooking?” you stopped moving his arms, dropping your hands to your lap, waiting for his answer.

“okay, could you find one?” he asked. you nodded, turning yourself around in his lap to reach his keyboard. rafe sat back, watching the screen and fiddling with your clothes.

“oh, hi guys,” you remembered.

͏͏͏✧ ྅ ˚ . ᯇ * TWITCH STREAMER!RAFE IS LIVE ㅤ⁝ㅤ opening p.o. mail ۫ : .

❛i get why you hid her i would too❜ : bold text is stream chat! 💬

rafe cut the tape of the box, glancing at the chat. “my p.o. box is linked in discord i think, but mods, could you link it and pin it? thanks.” he looked down when he finally got the box open.

“alright, first one of the day. i’ll name this stream p.o. mail then change it later. there is a lot, and i’m opening them all because i’ve been meaning to get to it, so buckle in i guess.”

user pretty box user is it cool if i just send a letter? i don’t have any items to send right now user open mine next!!

“you don’t even have to send anything, but if you do, it most definitely doesn’t have to be an item. i love letters and i appreciate them, that’s totally fine. . and let me know which box is yours when you see it,” he addressed both chats.

rafe pulled out the first thing inside which was a little packaging. he opened it, pulling out a couple of keychains. some of them had legos attached or a little trinket, or just pretty stones. “woah, this is cool. you know your stuff, you know i like legos. this will make me use keychains more, thank you. is it okay if i give the others to someone? she’ll love them.”

user that’s my box! yes, i made the other ones for her lol

rafe read the chat, raising a brow. “oh, really? that’s so nice. yeah, she’ll go crazy. i’ll set them aside for her.”

rafe clipped one of the chains onto his pants, putting the rest away. he reached back into the box, pulling out a funko pop and a blind box. rafe chuckled when he noticed the difference. “did you make a his and hers box? one thing for me, the other for her?”

user at first i was mainly putting in things for her 😭 then i remembered i should put stuff you like too user that’s such a cute idea user she’ll love that

“that’s insanely kind you thought of her. she’ll really appreciate it.” rafe grabbed the last thing which was a note. he read it aloud, “‘hi, rafe. i just wanted to give you some things in return for giving me a new favorite streamer lol. i watched one vod a month ago and have since watched like all of your streams. you’re pretty funny i guess. there’s stuff for both of you guys in here so hope you like them,’ and then she drew a smiley face,” rafe finished the letter.

“don’t try to humble me about being funny, you know i am. but thanks so much. i keep all of these letters just so you guys know. i don’t throw them out or anything.”

user sweeettt user there he goes trying to be funny again

rafe put the items back inside the box, separating the letter, and put it to the side. “alright, next box. this is from. .” rafe tilted the box to read the name, “a crochet business. oh, that’s cool, my girlfriend crochets,” he opened it, pulling out a note. he read it aloud, “‘big fan of your streams! but i heard your girlfriend likes crochet. . so i made some things for her. hopefully she likes them!,’” rafe read.

“and this is her business,” rafe held up the box where there was a qr code and the name of their shop.

user wait this is all for her awhh

“she will really like this. i’ll let her open it.” rafe stood and walked off camera to roll over another gaming chair and put it next to his.

user wait a minute. . user awh she has her own chair

“pretty girl. .” rafe called out, “could you come here?” rafe looked to the doorway, waiting for you. when you appeared, slightly nervous, rafe held out a hand. “there’s something for you.”

you made your way to him, accepting his hand, then placing both on his shoulders, glancing over them to see what he held. “what is it?”

“sit down, you have to open them.” rafe looked over his shoulder to you. so you did, sitting in the chair he pulled over. the chair he bought when you told him you felt comfortable to be on camera now. the chair he had customized, despite your reluctance.

you sat, putting your hands in your lap, avoiding looking into the camera. that’s probably weird to do.

user dude finally user reveal!!! user wait chat don’t make a big deal or she’ll never come back user i get why you hid her i would too user prettyyy user hi!!

rafe handed you the box, giving all of his attention to you instead of the viewers. he wanted to make sure you felt as comfortable as possible and not like thousands of people were watching you.

“opening my p.o. mail and someone sent you some crochet items. want to see the note?” your eyes widened, taking in the box. “really? yeah, can i see?” you reached for the note, reading it. your shy disposition faltered slightly at seeing something cute, and it was made for you. you slightly pouted as you read, looking up to rafe. “no way. rafe, this is so sweet.”

rafe bit a smile, nodding. “it is. i said you would like it.”

you looked to the monitor that displayed the chat, trying to catch all of the chats, but they were moving pretty quickly.

user what’s your @ ?? user open it!! user i think the owner is in the chat user yeah, she’s freaking out

“um. . to whoever sent this, thank you. i will for sure check you out. i know i’ll love this,” you looked back down to the package, opening it. inside was one balaclava, a plushie, headphone covers, and a keychain.

you were in awe as you pulled out each item, showing them to the camera. “i have to wear this balaclava, it’s so cute. you know my color palette,” you put it on, looking to rafe. “cute, right?”

he couldn’t hold back his smile now, pulling out his phone to take a picture. “i have to capture this. baby’s first stream and mail.”

user i’m sooo happy for you guys love that really user is it okay if i make fan art of you??

rafe read the chat, grabbing another package, this one smaller than the first two. “if you could draw me, that’d be dope, yeah.” rafe opened it, pulling out two small containers.

user not you! sorry, her

rafe was still frowning at the items, unsure what they were as you read the chat for him. “me?” you pointed a finger to your chest. “that would be awesome, yes it’s okay. you don’t have to!”

rafe was still unaware of the chat, scrunching a brow, and tilting the item up. “are these nails? ohhh, they’re nails.” rafe showed the little containers to you. you gasped, grabbing them. “oh my gosh, these are so cute! i love them,” you examined them both, both sets nail sets you would wear. how did someone know you would like these?

rafe looked to the monitor. “do you guys want me to just leave the stream?” he partially joked, mostly serious.

user yes! user i mean we weren’t going to say it

you shook your head, “no, this is your thing. i’m sure there is stuff for you, of course.” you showed the nails to the camera. “guys, look at how adorable. is your business name somewhere?”

you turned the package around, spotting the name. “pretty and pressed, that’s so cute. i really like these, thank you so much. okay, rafe’s turn. no more me.” you even rolled your chair back a little, putting the attention on him.

rafe rose a brow, pulling your chair back by the armrest, closer to him this time. “right. . on to the next. .” he grabbed a bigger box with wording on the top. “e.l.f.? it’s not christmas time?”

your head swiveled to look at the box. “no, it’s not. .” rafe shrugged, showing the box to you. “yeah, e.l.f. you know them?”

user no way!! user hello? 😭 user not the christmas elf rafe!

“rafe, this is a makeup brand. that can’t be right. .” you didn’t want to accept another gift on a stream that isn’t even yours! “they have products men can use, skincare stuff. i’m sure that’s for you.” you tried to rationalize.

rafe opened the lid, grabbing the note that lied on top. he read aloud, “‘we heard there was a mystery girl that your chat has been going crazy over! no pressure, just let her know we have some items we think she’d love! love, the e.l.f. team,’” rafe read.

user oh she’s getting pr!!

“baby, this is for you! that’s so cool. this is cool, right? i still don’t know who they are.” rafe tried handing the box to you. instead, you sat still, staring it. “there’s stuff you can use in there, right?” you asked.

rafe looked into the box, shaking his head. “no, this looks like makeup.” he tried handing it over again.

you stammered. “but rafe. . this is really cool, yes, and i’m grateful, but where’s your mail? why do i have so much?”

no pressure but thank you if you do. I LOVE UR WRITING💕

͏͏͏✧ ྅ ˚ . ᯇ * TWITCH STREAMER!RAFE surprising reader for her birthday ۫ : . 🎧

happiest birthday bb!! hope you like >.< ❛tell her we wish her a happy birthday i’m serious❜ : bold text is stream chat! 💬

STREAMER who is probably more excited for your birthday than you irl stream

“i got like ribbons to go around the ballon strings because she likes ribbons. that’s cute right? nah, that’s really cute,” rafe hyped his own self up, pointing the camera around the decorated room.

user oh you’re so good at this user cutee!!! she’s going to love user did i miss her reaction user @ user no it just started user tell her we wish her a happy birthday i’m serious

rafe caught the last chat, “i will.” then he set the tripod on the counter, pulling the box over. “and i filled this with all the things she likes. she’s really into handmade things so i decorated the box and all of that.” rafe explained, adjusting some items.

user how funny would it be if she was watching the stream and the surprise was ruined user bro to bro can you show what’s in the box so i know what to get my gf. . user how long did it take?

rafe read the chat, shouting out a couple of donations and subs. “you should know what to get your girlfriend, dude. uh. . the box took a couple of hours, if that’s what you mean.

“but it’s mainly stuff for her books like custom bookmarks, charms for her kindle, some trinkets, jewelry, that water bottle she’s been obsessed with, and some things for her little craft hobbies. there’s more but it can’t fit in the box.”

user my dream date user bro casually said there’s more

“i think i showed you everything, so let’s start the cake,” rafe cleared the counter, bringing out the ingredients and preheating the oven. he faced the camera and grabbed the whisk, using it as a mock microphone. “this is baking with rafe. don’t follow along, i don’t know what i’m doing.”

user i wasn’t going to user wait where is she?

rafe read the steps on his phone propped next to the camera, then began as he read a couple of chats. “i told her friend to keep her out until i gave her the okay. they’re just having girl time right now.”

he was finishing the batter when his phone pinged with a notification. he grabbed it, reading the text. ‘she wants to get home, we’re past her socializing limit’ said your friend.

rafe slightly panicked, typing quickly. ‘take her to some random stores, i’ll send you the money. i’m almost done’ he responded.

putting his phone back, rafe poured the batter into the pan, placing it in the oven. “okay, i’ve got to hurry. my girl is not a social butterfly.” rafe started opening the frosting and decorations.

user uh oh user why am i panicking user don’t worry she’ll love it no matter what!!

rafe checked the cake, declaring it finished, then set it aside to cool as he read chat while waiting.

“i hope so. i also booked us a vacation, so i hope i did good.”

user ? yes, yes you did user i’ll happily take everything if she doesn’t like it though btw

rafe slanted a brow, “mods, ban them permanently and dox their address for me, thanks.” rafe turned to grab the cake, texted your friend to bring you back, then started decorating.

he tried to do a little ribbon banner around it and ‘ruffles’ on the edges of the top. he slightly frowned at it, grabbing the camera to show the cake. “this is good, yeah?” he set the camera back down, starting the letters.

user actually yeah user at least you’re cute

rafe was mid spelling birthday when he realized he ran out of room. “ah. . aw man,” he winced. he set his hands down, staring at the cake in contemplation.

“can’t start over, she’s on her way. .” he muttered more to himself than the viewers. instead of continuing the word, he tried to write out an apology on the cake. tilting his head, he nodded. “yeah, that should be fine. she’ll still love me.”

user what happened user aw noooo user it’ll still taste good?

rafe held up the cake carefully. “final result. rate me.”

user he really wrote sorry user will you ban me if i give my honest rating

rafe went to reply when he heard a car pulling up. his head rose, and acting fast, he put the cake down and reached for the camera, “okay, she’s here. bye.”