SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS PROMPTS !
“ The secret of the Krabby Patty formula is– ”
“ Could you speak a little louder, please? ”
“ Let me see what I can tune in here. Hmm. ”
“ Oh, no! Did somebody call the Health inspector? ”
“ You wish to have one of my rare and extremely dangerous… huh? ”
“ These pets can be very unstable. especially around other pets! ”
“ Uh, I’m not home right now! Please leave a message! Beeeep… ”
“ I can’t go out! I just washed my hair! ”
“ There I was in the ocean, the only human who could breathe underwater. ”
“ Oh. In that case, can I get a large pepperoni pizza, extra cheese? ”
“ I have the sudden and incredibly urge to breathe water instead of air. ”
“ See, the key is to say something different than what I say. ”
“ But what about the formula?!? ”
“ Just stand aside, lad, and let me unlock the door. ”
“ The doors are locked. The doors are locked and we are on the outside. ”
“ I took care of that personally, too. I had it hauled away to the dump. ”
“ What, haven’t you ever heard of a bank?!?? ”
“ I have everything under control. It’s, uhh… all in here. ”
“ This trial will be won by what’s in your heart, not what’s in this dumb old case. ”
“ Are you sure it wasn’t to make off with one of these? ”
“ Don’t they know I’m busy spoiling myself? ”
“ There’s one place we haven’t checked. ”
“ Are you the owner of this house? ”
“ Do you know what’s in that patty you’re eating? ”
“ They sure do take their role-playing seriously around here. ”
“ What does a guy have to do to get some mutton around here? ”
“ I know how to handle this: With a little karate! ”
“ Well, I’m in the food service, I’m a bit of a restauranteur. ”
“ Come on, I paid a lot of money for that ad! Never mind, never mind. ”
“ This no-good, conniving chizzler is your date?! ”
“ How do you know so much about music? ”
“ Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like a moment of peace. ”
“ That’s how we got into this predicament in the first place, you imbecile. ”
“ Please tell me you’ve figured out a way to separate us. ”
“ Well, let’s get on with it. My clarinet recital is tomorrow night. ”
“ I’m still putting it together. At best I’ll have it ready, uhh, the day after tomorrow? ”
“ Whoo-wee, there you boys are. Looks like I’m just in time. ”
“ How could you have bags? You just found out this was a hotel! ”
“ What’s the matter? Afraid of a little manual labor? ”
“ Keep up the good work and there’ll be more where that came from. ”
“ That’s a bun, it’s all crust! How am I supposed to cut the crust of a bun? ”
“ There’s plenty more where that came from, my good friend. ”
“ What?! Why didn’t he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs? ”
“ He can be as unreasonable as he wants! ”
“ Why would I give you a bubble bath?! ”
“ I’d like a Krabby Patty with cheese, toenail clippings, and nose hairs. ”
“ What? You’re out of your mind if you think I’m gonna eat that– ”
“ Well, be sure to make my back extra shiny clean. ”
“ This room is hideous. Redesign it! Neptune XIV would be nice. ”
“ Yes, but first, you learn to crawl, then you learn to walk, then you learn to run! ”
“ Why don’t you ask the shattered remains of this “pedestrian” how you did? ”
“ Well, if there was a “destroy the city” part of the test, you would have. ”
“ Now, it’s time for me to ruin more souls. ”
“ I don’t believe in ghosts and I never liked you! ”
“ Oh, spatula, now that we’re together again, nothing will ever separate us. ”
“ Suckers throw money down a well for fun? That’s the greatest scam ever! ”
“ Well, where’s your magic now? ”
“ I found there more to life than just trying to steal your formula. ”
“ It was all a trick to get me to hand over… Wait, did you say no? ”
“ Problem?! I don’t have a problem! You’re the one with the problem! ”
“ Soften us up and when our backs are turned, you’ll make your move. ”
“ Oh, I get it. Stick to your guns, and eventually we’ll all believe it.. ”
“ What happened to the invertebrate I used to know? ”
“ Can’t you understand I’ve wasted so much time chasing after you? ”
“ Now, you can put this plate on your boatmobile. ”
“ It’s for those people on the open road, living their dreams. ”
“ I just wanted that penny you found on the street yesterday. ”
“ Wait a minute. Did you say that you got that splinter injury at work? ”
“ Look at what you did to me! You better fix my nose, or you’ll hear from my lawyer! ”
“ What, and miss this? I’ve never enjoyed me self more! ”
“ Didn’t you used to have one of those cucumber bicycles? ”
“ Let me take in the fact that my life is ruined! ”
“ Can you believe it’s been eleventy seven years already? ”
“ I don’t like kids playing in me yard and nobody but me, touches me thermostat! ”
“ I’m really glad I don’t eat here.. ”
