chem :D

Tumblr taught me that people were the real neutered cucks all along

just for this post you get put in the cupboard where it is dark and lonely

What the fuck

im gonna go shower and become wet like a crocodile my favorite beast

please for the love of GOD stay safe

did you just tell yourself to stay safe

Self care

LMFAOOOO SPICY ARMPITS

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah 

CHOCOLAAAAÄ͓͕͚̜̮̭̬̩̭͔̤̯͙͎̊̄͂̐̎̍̾A̻̘̠̤̳͕̞̞̻̪͎ͨ͌ͮͧ̔ͬͤ̊ͯͦ͌̂͛̄ͦ͋Ť̼̩͍̼̝͓̤͓̔͋̔̃̎͋̐͂̆̎̍ͫ͗ͣ̃͛ͅT̩̯̫̟̯̹̩̻̥̰̑ͫͤͥ̂̈̓̋̓ͪ̍͒ͧ̓T̫̣̯̲͓̥̰͇̤̓̋͊̇̎͛̾͗̚Ṫ̰͈͓̫̪̲͑̒͒͊̈́̆̈̒ͭͪ̅̾̈́͂̐̒T͍̟͚̣̤͙̗͚̦̩̝͚͉̞̠̆͑̈ͫ̂͊̃Ė̟̫̻͈͎̦͔̣͙̜̙͕̄̓̍̉̏ͭ͑̆ͭ̈́̽̄͋̚E͓̮̠̰͈̰̜̩͙̣ͦͦ̎ͥͣ̐E̘̜̦̖͈̬̩̫̪̖͛͗̌ͪ͒ͯ͛̾ͮ̏̈́̋̊̿̂̏Ẹ̩̖̙̙̖͈̥͕͈̯̣̉̊͌ͦ͆̄ͯ͂̂̐E͉̘͉̤͔̯̗͔ͬ̃ͣ̊̄͌̌͐͊̉͋̊̐̂̚

35 year olds on tumblr be like IM BABY!!! no you’re not go pay your Mort Gage and Bills

Children on this website be like AGE IS AN ACCEPTABLE CRITICISM AND NOT AT ALL EXTREMELY MISOGYNIST!!! no you are, go watch spongey bobs

there’s crack in our water supply