VOICE LIKE A RIOT.

i am so small and bitter im like a human espresso

please do this on anon

please do this in my inbox and I will try to guess it.

iT’S BEEN THREE HOURS

NO, I’M IN YOUR UNIVERSE. MY TIMELINE JUST WENT DIFFERENTLY. A LOT DIFFERENTLY. FOR INSTANCE, I’M NOT A FAILURE. [8B

YOU SHOULD REALLY DO YOUR RESEARCH, BECAUSE I LED MY TEAM TO VICTORY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND WE'RE ALL ALIVE, TOO. EXCEPT FOR KANKRI AND HIS TEAMMATES, BUT WE STILL HAVE ACCESS TO THE DREAM BUBBLES. DON'T ASSUME EVERY FUCKING 'KAT YOU MEET IS A FAILURE, BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I'D BE ON THIS REPLICA OF EARTH HAD I NOT WON AND BESTED ALL MY OTHER ALTERNATES.

EVEN IF YOU'RE TECHNICALLY MY FUTURE SELF, YOU'RE MORE THAN LIKELY NOT FROM MY UNIVERSE, BECAUSE I'M SURE FUTURE ME WOULD BE AT HIS DAMN JOB LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE. AND FUTURE ME WOULDN'T HAVE STARTED OFF WITH SHITTY EMOTICONS, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN SCREECHING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP OR SOMETHING FROM THE START.

  I DON’T TAKE VERY WELL TO CONVERSING WITH MY ALTERNATES. I KNOW… HMM… SEVEN ALTERNATES NOW? EIGHT, COUNTING YOU. I’D LIKE TO TAKE A BREAK FROM ALL THAT SCREECHING, CAPS-LOCK TEXT, IF YOU DON’T MIND.

ALRIGHT. (8B

EVEN SO, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON INSANE ENOUGH TO EVEN GLANCE AT MY SHITTY POSTS, SO IF YOU THINK THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER YOU BETTER DO SOME ATHLETIC MOTHERFUCKING PIROUETTES BACK TO THIS POST AND REPLY, BECAUSE I REFUSE TO BLOG ANGRILY TO MYSELF WHILE I WAIT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN.

HELLO, KARKAT!

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

C8B

ARGH!!

c8B

AJSKJZKMXM <SL;

[8B

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE MANAGED TO EARN A SPOT ON THE 'UNEDUCATED, HORNFONDLING CITY KIDS WHO OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH WIT ABOUT THEM TO TIE THEIR SHOES LET ALONE STRIKE UP AN INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION' LIST. I'LL THROW THE PARTY NEXT WEEK.

(8B

PISS OFF.