Chef Satan

I wonder if the Actual Devil™ in like the bible and stuff approves of me using their image or if I'm gonna go to hell for this

It’s okay, we’ll throw a rave if that happens

For my 17th birthday I'm going to have the Chainsaw Man cake. Yes. That cake.

red velvet cake is not just chocolate cake with red dye. it's red because it's made of the blood of people who say that. now grow up or you're next

It’s also made with buttermilk

#10k to me #posts you’d expect to see on pinterest

Why

I was summoned because someone had baking questions

I'm up at 8:40AM instead of 11:55AM what is wrong with the world

Welcome to Super Hell, mate

Fucker.

Oh sweet! They sent us into the forest in groups with nothing but a trail of flour and told us to find our way back to the main area

Oh sorry, i’ve been picking up that flour. Guess you’re lost forever. Bye~

Your favourite colour is red 🤨😐?How boring 🥱🫤 MY favourite colour is the lilac flame produced when potassium reacts with H2O 🤓☝️

There’s A LOT of colours that you can get when certain chemicals react with each other. Did you also know that certain alcohols can protect surfaces from flames? That’s why i keep lighting surfaces on fire without them burning my things down…

Who dares summon me from the kitchen

Amy I request for you to join our family tree?

Who dares summon me from the kitchen

no one is anywhere anymore

which could mean nothing

@no-one-offical hey look lol

WHO WANTS NUTELLA ON PINEAPPLE PIZZA

Fucking do it. I dare you.

I already did

Guess who just got a ticket to Super Hell

I've already been to Super Hell, and I ate the tables, the chairs, the floors and the spaghetti

You’re staying there next time