Cheezos World

In the Lion King, Simba sings, “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King” with surprising enthusiasm, considering the primary mechanism by which princes become kings.

IM CRINEEEEEE

Honestly, my goal is to build a life, and career, where I’m not constantly waiting for the weekend. I don’t want to live that way, where I hate five days of the week because I hate my life and job so much, that the only relief I get is Saturday and Sunday. I want to enjoy my life, and not wish it away every week. I want each day to matter to me, in some way, even some small way. I want to like my life, all of it, not just my life on the weekend.

this is the most important thing in the world

Oh my god.

fuck you for making me hear this every time the song plays

that is a beautifully drawn hot dog, friend

this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it

He’s so happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

me at a party: wheres the dog. u said there was gonna be a dog. im gonna touch the dog

This may be my favorite piece of acnl art ever.

1999: A divorcing couple divides their Beanie Baby investment under the supervision of a judge. [Reuters]