The Bearded Wonder

Two ends of the elf spectrum

Just because they’re nice to you, doesn’t mean they value you. When you value something, you deeply understand it’s worth. It’s precious and means the world to you. If someone values something, they take good care of it. They’ll check up on it, make sure it’s needs are met and keep it safe.

and for my next trick, I will turn into an insecure adult who’s not sure where their life is going anymore

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it

*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*

*moving expired Poisons to the shelf labeled Potential Mountain Dew Flavors*

"bread wetness" scale with a baguette on one side, a mug of beer on the other, and spaghetti right in the middle

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

Oh wow!

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at

I almost scrolled past this

*through gritted teeth* if we want the rewards of clean clothes we must suffer the mortifying ordeal of doing laundry

MILV (mutual id like to visit)

i respect someone who is vocal. Tell me why ur into me. Tell me why i pissed you off & tell me how i can fix it. Tell me everything. Talk.