highlife

running on sugar free red bull and hope

philadelphia thunderstorms are ruining my fun

i hope inferior ronaldo (because r9 is the superior one, of course) is gonna be 85 years old and still crying about his lack of world cups

i wonder how many of my fellow brainless americans will go nuts thinking 🇳🇴 is the confederate flag next week

i had a dream that my nose was extra long and i had to toss it over my shoulder

ITS WORLD CUP MONTH

got back to philly and was brought to tears by the cheese whiz scent in the air, the sound of someone calling me an asshole for no reason, and the sight of an insane parallel park. i’m home.

doing a world cup sweepstakes, who wants in?

mrs tate walsh has to get a pennsylvania license — good luck, since you can’t parallel park 😵‍💫

tate walsh is giving me grief