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By はいせ

Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your muse in a new post.

Tag five people to do this meme~

Tagged by: Chrxnus

1. What is your name? "You can call me, May!" 

2. What is your real name? "What? I just told you my name! Do people lie to you often?"

3. Do you know why you were called that? "Because Johnny found me in May!"

4. Are you single or taken? "Single-  wait . . . no, my heart is taken by Johnny!" ♥

5. Have any abilities or powers? "Not really, I'm pretty strong though!"

6. Stop being a Mary Sue "But, I already told you my name was, May. I'M NOT MARY-SUE!"

7. What’s your eye color? "Brown? . . . NO! Amber."

8. How about your hair color? "Brown!"

9. Have you any family members? "Yeah, a lot actually!  My family is the Jellyfish pirates, duh."

10. Oh? What about pets? "I consider my aquatic friends to be more . . .  family." ♥

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. "Bald people and girls that are Johnny's type  being away from home!"

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? "I like hanging with my crew, exploring and thinking about Johnny."

13. Ever hurt anyone before? "Unfortunately. . ."

14. Ever….killed anyone before? "N-No."

15. What kind of animal are you? "Animal? I'm a human."

16. Name your worst habits. "Hm . . .this is a hard one. Maybe my recklessness." 

17. Do you look up to anyone at all? "Johnny."

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? "Straight."

19. Do you go to school? "I don't!"

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? "M-Maybe one day!" ♥

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? "Not that I know of?"  -Shifty eyes-

22. What are you most afraid of? "Loosing my family and of course baldies."

23. What do you usually wear? "I'm usually wearing orange. What I usually wear, duh."

24. Do you love someone? Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes. Absolutely ♥

25. When was the last time you wet yourself? "W-What?! What kind of weird question is that? That's gotta' be over at least. 23 years ago. 

26. Well, it’s not over yet! -Overwhelmed May noises- 

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) "What class am I . . .  low, Is this a trick question?"

28. How many friends do you have? "A lot, so many!" 

29. What are your thoughts on pie? "Pie? . . . Pie is alright I guess. I like ice cream more though!

Are we done here yet? This is getting really weird."  -sweats- 

30. Favorite drink? "I kinda like how bubbly sodas are!"

31. What’s your favorite place? "Even though adventuring is fun, sometimes the best place is with family."

32. Are you interested in someone~? "Yes, very, very interested." 

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? "The ocean for sure!" 

35. What’s your type? "Someone kind, caring . . . strong. Maybe even older . . . someone with a handsome face!"

36. Any fetishes? -Sweats-   "ARE WE DONE HERE?!"

37. Seme or uke? "And now you're speaking a different language! THIS IS A JOKE!" 

38. Camping or indoors? "Camping!"

39. Are you wanting the quiz to end?

40. Now it’s over! Tag five people:

"OH GOD, THANK GOODNESS!"

" … "

OH NO SHE DIDN’T!

Her other self definitely struck a nerve. If anyone knew how to make May upset … it was definitely …May. 

"YEAH RIGHT! Get a grip.”

May huffed,

Wow, this chick knows her stuff . . . she's good. 

" … "

OH NO SHE DIDN'T!

Her other self definitely struck a nerve. If anyone knew how to make May upset . . . it was definitely . . .May. 

"YEAH RIGHT! Get a grip."

May huffed,