Chaz1308

my phone: *rings* me: absolutely not

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

talking about your feelings is SO important I won’t do it but u guys definitely should

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

stop making everything multiplayer you whores i don't have friends

The older I get the more I realize fandom is bad for your mental health. Like maybe solitarily enjoying things you like without truly entering online social media fandom spaces is the healthier choice.

I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

ppl who have sound on for phone notifications…..how do you live like that?? my phone hasnt made a sound since i got it. i will see my notifications when i see them.

if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????