Dreamer

i actually dont know if mark or jack is sassier. 

We’re both sassier than you and that’s all that matters.

So like, is there a summoning spell or something because Markiplier keeps bombarding my dash with sass and I want in on that.

Bubble bubble Toil and trouble Quaff my FLOOF And on the double … Eat a dick

My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

I will reblog this every time.

Literally this.

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person) me: they hate me

I am KNOCKED BACK by the SHEER FORCE of her BEAUTY

I just found $2 in my pussy omg!!!!

see it really works!!