thirty-two. contractor & business owner. brant daughterty.
potential triggering content: injury
Q. What is your earliest memory?
âOh man, Iâd have to say building that olâ treehouse in my parents backyard with my daddy. God, I musta been about four years old I think. He let me use the nail gun and my mama got so damn mad at him! I can remember her yellinâ clear across the yard. âMartin! What on Godâs green earth are you lettinâ that little boy use a gosh darn nail gun for! Heâs gonna lose an eyeball!â Oh man, she was pissed. She brings it up just about every year at least once or twice.â
Q. Do you call your mother every day or only on occasions like her birthday, Motherâs Day, & Christmas?
âIf I didnâ call her every single day sheâd have my ass. Also please donâ tell her I just cursed, sheâll have my ass for that too. Sheâd start complaininâ that she didnât raise me like some heathen who doesnât talk to his mama on the regular and how dare any son of hers be like that. Clearly Iâm speakinâ from experience. When I was in college there were a few days I forgot to call her and check in and she wonât let me forget them, never.â
Q. What bad habit are you struggling to overcome?
âPickinâ up after myself at home. Man my apartment is a mess right now. Guess itâs harder to remember to do it all when you donât got someone nagginâ at you to put your shoes in your closet, or donât leave them dishes in the sink to smell up the whole place. Iâve been livinâ on my own for a while now, youâd think I oughta learn by now.â
Q. What was your worst injury?
âI havenât had too many honestly, I mean typical injuries for a kid growing up. Hit my thumb with the hammer every now and then still, think that wouldnât happen to a professional, youâre wrong. But the worst injury Iâve ever seen, was my daddy fallinâ off that roof. Still scares me to this day when I think about it. I mean, Iâm so lucky heâs alright now, and just a little slower movinâ than he was before he broke his back in that fall. But I can still see it like it just happened.â
Q. Have you ever climbed the water tower?
âListen Iâm pretty damn sure I might hold the record for most bullseyes, you can challenge me on that if ya want, but be prepared for me to prove ya wrong. So, if that doesnât answer your question if Iâve climbed that damn tower, Iâm not sure what will.â
Q. Whatâs the hottest piece of gossip ever spread around town about you?
âI mean it wasnât hot gossip but for a while there I was almost convinced myself that I was gonna join the army. They musta had me confused with that Callahan kid. Other than that, just a lot of the whoâs dating who and stuff like that. Some rude things I heard though when me and Persimmon broke up.â
Q. Whoâs your least favorite townsperson & why?
âDonât even get me started on that Nicholas Lowry. I hate that guy. Just his smug little smirk any time he wins at something. Iâd like to wipe the floor with it or something. I swear every time I turned around, he was right there going for the same shit I was.â
Q. Who do you really think is the one loosening the cheese shakers at The Cuttery?
âAm I old enough now to admit I did it a few times as a kid, just cause I thought it would be funny? And you know, now as an adult when it happens to me every once in a while, not as funny. I mean Iâll still eat the damn thing cause I paid for it, but sure does change the taste.â