chaos incorporated

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

This is the goal when I get rich

He's literally me (traumatized and suppressed gay catholic)

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

Seasons greasons everybody

I am now lowering my expectations to cool knife due to current sword prices

okay man we get it you’re being tested by god

I like almost all of these a concerning amount

i hope im not just a mutual to you. i hope i'm also someone you want to beat to death with halloween themed cat paws

please do, I wanna break the boop o meter thing