Hopeless Realist

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

So that’s what a Vine is…

Dunno if I can be bothered to have kids, like, it’s a lot of paper work and it means I would have to get up early.

I personally think they should put him every movie from now on. And he doesn’t even have to speak. He can just stand off in the corner…..maybe with no shirt.