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He makin biscuits

he thicc

Bode

my dad is the mc for my cousins wedding and him and my mom are doing some “marriage is the end…..am I right fellas?!” Type banter for the audience but then my grandpa gets up in the middle of it and yells “no!!! You have to be nice to your wife all the time!!! All the time!!”

tfw u close all the tabs w/ academic articles ur referencing after finishing ur assignment. relief. i am safe from academia once more

i see so many girls and there’s so many different types of pretty… there’s like the honey, green tea pretty girls that like sitting outside and soaking up the sun…. the dark pretty with black eye make up and wild hair and piercings… the bad bitch pretty with killer highlight and striking style….. the lazy pretty girls with snapbacks and sneakers…. the bookish girls with glasses and sweaters that make your heart melt…. the soft Angel pretty girls who just look as sweet as a peach with soulful eyes…. the cute girls with chubby cheeks and messy hair and it seems like warmth emits from them… girls are so fucking beautiful

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, “uhm.. how are we meant to drive this thing?”