tick tock, tiny man

I neeeed RCG to do a Backrooms parody it would be so good. Charlie’s hidden attic thing is basically that

Frank sets up shop and starts selling various bar merchandise and debris laying around back there

“what’s the odyssey?” girl what ISN’T the odyssey

whatever the fuck brother christopher has coming out july 17

the thing about ava hacks is that fucking deborah just once would get it out of her system and set her free (from the sexual fantasy NOT from the romantic fantasy [she’s trapped in that one for life largely because it is reciprocated]). but the fact that she will never get the chance to fuck deborah even once has her trapped in promethean hell. her liver is being gnawed at every day but never eaten. and by her liver i do mean her puss-

oh no noise? no noise for this one? no noise for the most annoying sjw dyke known to man in a promethean loop of not getting her pussy eaten by a woman 40 years her senior? ok. whatever