i can't believe i fucked up my ass, sir.

i’m sorry. i can’t.

Hey, Chuck. Listen to this.

someone give this man a hug

smug babe is the best babe (☉‿☉✿)

babe heffron & joe liebgott in ‘the last patrol’ 

As the sun disappeared below the horizon and its glare no longer reflected off a glassy sea, I thought of how beautiful the sunsets always were in the Pacific. They were even more beautiful than over Mobile Bay. Suddenly a thought hit me like a thunderbolt. Would I live to see the sunset tomorrow? - Eugene B. Sledge, With the Old Breed: At Peleliu and Okinawa

shifty powers in ‘the last patrol’ 

Band of Brothers + The Onion (seventh edition)

                              in the whole Roman l e g i o n

Doc Roe dropping the formalities

The stories about me. You want to know if they’re true, right? You know the funny thing about stories like that? Everyone always says they heard it from someone who was there. Then if you ask that person, they say *they* heard it from someone who was there, and so on. I bet if you went back 2,000 years, you’d find a bunch of centurions standing around talking about how Tertius lopped the heads off of some Carthaginian prisoners.

for @lenariggis​ ☄