charles x. 🦄

Here’s how Myspace can still win

im not gonna like stop using this site or anything but i can pretty confidently say this is one of the dumbest moves ive seen a site make in a while. instead of fixing the actual problems with their website ie pornbots on every fucking post, actual pedophiles, theyre just going to ban everything horny which most likely isnt going to solve those problems and is going to hurt lots of sex workers and artists as well as drive people off the site

If you a pedophile I hope you get killed tonight

you should know that you make my heart flutter and i think about you constantly

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

Andy Samberg is what now

pls stop saying words to me … I don’t have a brain..

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

in light of recent events, fuck

an important reminder as ‘4th of July’ rolls around

Also an important reminder as the “Europeans and Native Americans made peace” holiday farce of Thanksgiving is today