“I think I’m really in trouble this time, Chop.”

kal is either whispering "until we meet again. maybe next time i'll reward you for being such a good little informant. " or "cherry-flavored. want a taste?" and they are fighting for dominance in my head.

cheeky close up

"Garazeb you better not have left our good speeder at the space port public parking lot. If it's been stripped again I am leaving you and taking the kids."

"Taught the neighbor's boy how to shoot today. He took out your... "wind-chime pottery" by our window completely by accident. Such a tragic happening."

"Bring back a box of that desert fruit from Pasaana. Yes I know that you're 12 quadrants away. I do not care."

*screaming in the background, glass shattering* "Garazeb Orrelios I swear to the Ashla if you are not home in less than 2 hours your children are being put on the street."

to go with In Pursuit of Honour by @solsilverpine

‘You’re a bad liar, Captain Kallus.’ ‘And you are the thorn in my side I can’t bear to remove.’

god i love them. i could not pick a zeb design for the life of me, so have them all!

Other dudes had been calling him Beaker as an insult for months.

And then the Muppets hosted.

for this prompt, which was so good it hurt my soul:

I need a million hurt/comfort fics centred around this concept immediately 😭😭😭