Darkly Dreaming

Guy Ritchie:… I will give you a series about young Sherlock Holmes and James Moriarty in college.

Public: Is John Watson in it?

Guy Ritchie: No. In this Holmesverse, Sherlock hasn’t met him yet.

Public:…Is there at least lots of homoeroticism?

Guy Ritchie: Of course.

Public: ……

Guy Ritchie:…And I’ll throw in Colin Firth.

Khem meet Wichien for the first time

I'm Klai Rung, pleased to meet you in person. Sa-ra-sa-wa-dee, not pleased at all.

Have you considered that I love them so so so much?

Santino D’Antonio, John Wick: Chapter 2(2017). Directed by Chad Stahelski.

Of course he dressed well…. He didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

The Evidences:

1. Showed up late at night at crush’s door, a few days after his wife died

2. “Behind every great man there’s me, checking out that ass”

3.Keeps all of the receipts

4. Doesn’t know how to deal with crushes, results to murder instead

5. Fantasizes about his crush killing him, preferably with bare hands

6. Prioritizing the need of partying over his own safety when being hunted by the most feared assassin in the entire world

7. Protected by an area lesbian 

8. Great hair(See: Evidences 1-7)

Classifications:

-Chaotic Evil

-Disaster Gay

-*Pulls into the drive through as children cheers* *Orders a single black coffee and leaves*

-Wouldn’t say “Fight me”/ Would send his lesbian bodyguard to fight you