she born on my raised until i And Die

my leitmotif is about to fucking reprise

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

even yaoi is itself yuri because the absence of something is its dialectical reflection

the true lgbt ally was that person that published the first naruto/sasuke fanfiction on ffnet in fucking 2001

notice how everyone is horny today

The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

pussy CORROSIVE pussy Explosive its just what the doctor prescribed a dose of ,. pussy noxious but pussy enticing keeps you motivated while ur out slice n dicing …pussy pernicious and pussy evil pussy logged onto club penguin and bin weevils pussy ABRASIVE and pussy COMBUSTIBLE pussy thats honest loyal and TRUSTABLE

if we were both frogs would you inflate your throat sac at me 🥺

isnt that also a gesture of violence in the frog world?

would you 🥺🥺🥺

*Opens the evil skull doors with one thousand locks and bindings and enters your endless torment room* are you mad at me

They’re narrative foils they might as well fuck nasty about it

i think there needs to be more vaguely problematic and extremely funny threesomes in media