Cass

Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS MY BLACK ASS LOWKEY

It’s official: Mr. Brightside gives everyone superpowers.

yikes is more than a phrase it’s an emotion

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

OMG YAY!

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser