i am the lizard queen

this wins

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

Eclipse vibes

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug