…haven’t we all…

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OH COME ON DONT TRY AND ACT COY, PEOPLE. I know this is you right now as you read this sitting alone in your room probably :

Ligabus Filium (Tessa Crowley, 41.5k): Bdsm Drarry at its very best

It Started in the Shower (chickenlivesinpumpkin, 124k): So gloriously hot that all it takes is hearing “little cat” to make me shiver. Possessive, dominant Harry & sexy, sexy Draco.

Big Dick Come Quick (Calanthe, 204k): Basically one giant (heh) PWP featuring hung!Harry & size-queen!Draco, with an extra dose of feels and adorableness.

Unhook the Stars (jad, 72k): Draco’s a professional Dom & Harry takes it like a champ. The writing is fantastic, the sex is scorching, and Draco drives around in a yellow Lamborghini named the Honey Badger & terrifies Muggles.

How to Handle an Enemy & Turnabout is Fair Play (who_la_hoop, 18k together): The Slytherins play Truth or Dare. Epic wanking ensues. 

Sex, Lies, and Veritaserum (lettered, 18k): Veritaserum induced dirty talk about their deepest, most intimate fantasies. 

Bored (Vorabiza, 9.5k): The Gryffindors and Slytherins are trapped together, and Harry keeps them occupied by getting his dirty talk on.

Unknown Pleasures (birdsofshore, 10k): The Room of Requirements thoughtfully summons Draco & a wide variety of bdsm fuckery for Harry.

Rather Than Love (birdsofshore, 7k): Draco gives Veritaserum to Harry to make him discuss their sex life in front of strangers. 

Draco at Nineteen (birdsofshore, 5k): Draco’s turning 19 & having a difficult time of it, so future Harry (who’s dating Draco) uses a time turner to come visit him on his birthday & help him… relax. 

Endowment (dictacontrion, 11k): Finally, a hung!Draco fic! It’s so yummy- Draco spends most of it preparing Harry for his huge cock (aw yeah), and when they finally fuck, god. It’s electric.

Potter’s Parselprostate (and the Chamber of Secrets) (dictacontrion, 17,5k):  Draco fucks Harry to unlock his Parseltongue and get the map to the Chamber of Secrets. 

Simulacrum & Finders Keepers (slashpervert, 8k): Draco, being an enterprising gentleman, decides to make a replica of his cock (that’s linked to him, so he feels what it feels) & send it anonymously to Harry. 

Don’t Think Twice (firethesound, 28k so far): It starts with Harry spying on Draco wanking in the Prefects’ Bathroom & progresses in a most delicious manner.

Another Mask Behind You (lettered, 117k): Draco’s a prostitute and Harry unknowingly hires him (Draco came up with a potion that slightly changes his appearance). It’s hot hot hot.

IDK My BFF Hermione? (lettered, 19k): Draco wears eyeliner, leather, silver necklaces, and dances on tables. Harry finds this very intriguing. 

Hung Like a Horntail (lumosed_quill, 2k): Draco is determined to get up close and personal with Harry’s huge cock. #goals

Touch Me Fall (lumosed_quill, 23k): Harry hires Draco to try to get him out of his system. It works about as well as you’d expect.

It’s The Love of the Chase (that Created the Ride) (lumosed_quill, 14k): Harry and Draco are Auror partners who get off on the adrenaline rush and fucking in public.

Remote (Sara Holmes, 7.5k): Harry & Draco’s fight over the remote takes a most delicious turn.

Punishment (dysonrules, 15.5k): Draco and Harry make a bet over their Quidditch game, resulting in spanking aplenty.

Let Me See You Stripped (Down to the Bone) (traintracks, 24k): Harry & Draco are strippers who are paired up to dance together. The sexual tension is sizzling

Hurt for the Right Reasons (traintracks, 4.5k): Angry Quidditch shower fucking

Draco Malfoy is NOT Attractive & Harry Potter is an Arrogant Prick (sophiefrench77, 6.5k together): Despite both claiming to find the other repellent, Harry and Draco are unable to resist shagging like mad.

A Tale of Horns, Mating Rituals of the Winged Predator, Claws that Catch, Dragon Riding for Beginners (Pushdragon, 35k): Harry’s a professional Quidditch player and Draco’s preparing to go ride a dragon. Needless to say, Harry’s the one to ride a dragon here.

Inevitable as the Tide (cassiafrankincense​, 5k): Beautiful, emotional, intense sex that reads like poetry 

The Ties that Bind Us (Faith Wood, 28k): Harry and Draco are (literally) bound together, and put their proximity to good use.

Obsession (Faith Wood, 4k): Harry finds himself obsessed with Draco’s ass. Understandable 

Daydream Series (Faith Wood, 12k): Draco buys 100 Patented Daydream Charms featuring sexy Harry, and quickly becomes obsessed with them.

Three Potters (Faith Wood, 2k): Draco uses Patented Daydream Charms to shag three Harrys at once.

Preparation & Blush (closet_bound, 7.5k): Draco gives Harry an introduction to the glories of gay sex.

Making a Politician Shut Up: A Lover’s Guide (Lokifan, 7.5k): Harry helps Draco unwind from his day with the help of gags & spanking

While we’re on the topic, from my masterlist:

“Suffer The Children” oldenuf2nb NC-17, 32327 words Summary: Draco Malfoy has learned via painful experience that the least complicated way to go about things is to not allow himself to care—about anyone. After all, he’d tried that once without success. But now he finds himself thrust into a situation where maintaining the armour around his heart simply isn’t an option.

(except remote by sara holmes bc its been deleted from ao3? i couldn’t find it)

thank you @themalfoymanner @dictacontrion @ani-mage and of course @drarryking for this wonderfully smutty post 

and now i am making my way through other rec lists like dictacontrions and @potter-loves-malfoy rec lists. i just really love rec lists

all these fics were amazing and loved them all, but if anyone wants my thoughts on each one, or a more in depth look before they start a certain fic, feel free to ask or shoot me a message.

Potter opened his mouth at the sight of Draco, obviously out of habit, but no words came out of it, not even the usual jab that Draco was expecting. His eyes were trained on Draco. Draco paused his flipping and stared back as steadily.

“Your hair looks different.”

Whatever Potter was planning to say to Draco, it was certainly not this. Potter himself, the ever open-book, looked a bit surprised at what came out. Yet he stood his ground, tilting his head at Draco.

Sensing no malice behind the words and tired of hostility, Draco put down his book and shrugged, offering, “I can’t keep my hair straight, but I can at least keep it shiny.”

Over the summer, one thing among the many Draco had actively done to improve is his hairstyle. His hair had grown inches longer during the war, and while Draco liked the length and the waviness that came with it, he had a horrible vision that he will one day turn into his father. So, forgoing the hair gel that might do detrimental effect even the best hair potion cannot save, he tried to trim the back side while keeping the chin length fringe to curl around his cheek. Thankfully, the wavy platinum blonde still looked silky to touch.

Potter took that as a cue to slid into the compartment. He plopped down opposite of Draco and dumped his suitcase beside himself. Draco did not question why he didn’t choose to sit with his actual friends.

“I never knew your hair isn’t pristine straight.” Potter narrowed his eyes, as if he was supposed to know.

Draco allowed the corners of his lips to tilt up, “Got it from my mother.” He shrugged. “My hair is straighter than I am.”

Potter’s confused look deepened. Funny, it didn’t looked half bad on his striking face. “But your hair isn’t – ” He stopped abruptly, eyes widening in realization.

Draco raised his eyebrows and smirked. 

Potter quickly turned his gaze down, his face growing redder and redder as seconds ticked by. He spent an eternity with his face hidden and almost as red as Weasley’s hair. At last, he mumbled a what sounded like “Me too.”

Draco smiled to himself, picking up his book again.

Potter opened his mouth at the sight of Draco, obviously out of habit, but no words came out of it, not even the usual jab that Draco was expecting. His eyes were trained on Draco. Draco paused his flipping and stared back as steadily.

“Your hair looks different.”

Whatever Potter was planning to say to Draco, it was certainly not this. Potter himself, the ever open-book, looked a bit surprised at what came out. Yet he stood his ground, tilting his head at Draco.

Sensing no malice behind the words and tired of hostility, Draco put down his book and shrugged, offering, “I can’t keep my hair straight, but I can at least keep it shiny.”

Over the summer, one thing among the many Draco had actively done to improve is his hairstyle. His hair had grown inches longer during the war, and while Draco liked the length and the waviness that came with it, he had a horrible vision that he will one day turn into his father. So, forgoing the hair gel that might do detrimental effect even the best hair potion cannot save, he tried to trim the back side while keeping the chin length fringe to curl around his cheek. Thankfully, the wavy platinum blonde still looked silky to touch.

Potter took that as a cue to slid into the compartment. He plopped down opposite of Draco and dumped his suitcase beside himself. Draco did not question why he didn’t choose to sit with his actual friends.

“I never knew your hair isn’t pristine straight.” Potter narrowed his eyes, as if he was supposed to know.

Draco allowed the corners of his lips to tilt up, “Got it from my mother.” He shrugged. “My hair is straighter than I am.”

Potter’s confused look deepened. Funny, it didn’t looked half bad on his striking face. “But your hair isn’t – ” He stopped abruptly, eyes widening in realization.

Draco raised his eyebrows and smirked. 

Potter quickly turned his gaze down, his face growing redder and redder as seconds ticked by. He spent an eternity with his face hidden and almost as red as Weasley’s hair. At last, he mumbled a what sounded like “Me too.”

Draco smiled to himself, picking up his book again.

You unlocked the porn!  No, seriously, I didn’t plan on posting this, I told @icmezzo I didn’t want to even share it privately, because I wrote it for me, and it is just not a part of the story.  I don’t want it to be thought of as part of the story, because I spent time and effort on said story to fulfill emotional needs of mine, and I did not spend time and effort on what is written here. 

However, after sitting on it for a month and thinking about it a lot, I realized it won’t affect how I feel about the fic itself if I share it here, so I thought that if someone asked me to I would.  Then…no one asked and I felt kinda sad about it.  So thanks for the encouragement, @bixgirl1​.  

In my opinion it is not in character and not exactly what I want to happen next.  I do not want to put a link to it on the fic and I do not want to put this on AO3, not because it’s worse or more explicit than other things I’ve written; just because it doesn’t fit the story I wanted to write.  However, I am all for making people feel good on the internet, so feel free to reblog or save and tell people who like the fic that this exists, just please don’t ask me to put it elsewhere.

If you have read my other explicit fics, you are probablyaware I have a certain set of kinks I usually cater to over and over, so that’swhat’s here.  If you are squicked by certain things and worried they mightbe in here, just don’t read.  It takes place directly after Away ChildishThings.  It is explicit and not safe for work.