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Nico: *seated next to Percy* Can you pass me the salt?
Percy: Huh? The what?
Nico: The salt
Percy: HUH?
Nico: *long suffering sigh*
Nico: The ocean cocaine?
Percy: Ohhh! Yeah, sure!
Eragon characters as John Mulaney Quotes
Eragon:
Saphira:
Arya:
Roran:
Angela:
Elva:
Murtagh:
Nasuada:
Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my ârudeâ behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page
SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL
SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM
She is going to call a phone number and ask, âIs this the Krusty Krab?â
And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make.Â

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I feel like a lot of people donât quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to âmale servantâ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.
(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole âthe butler did itâ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)
You didnât answer the key question things brings up: did she popularize the trope before or after the would-be butler tried to kill her?
according to wikipedia, before
Is Paul aware??? That Sally???? Literally killed her ex-husband????????
He doesnât know until he, Sally, and Percy go to an art museum.
He knows where the scars on Sallyâs hips and back are from.
He suspects that some of Percyâs scars arenât just from monsters.
Well, greek monsters anyway.
(The part where Percy suspiciously kept a wary gaze at him at all times for the first three months of their marriage gave it away.)
When someone mentioned Sallyâs first marriage at a function that Percy (reluctantly) and Sally came to, he noticed how Sallyâs smile became strained and forced and how Percyâs eyes darkened as he stuffed his hands in his pockets.
Paul changes the subject immediately.
A couple of weeks later, he visits a maseum with Sally and Percy and notices that a rather ugly statue has Sally as the artist.
Heâs seen Sallyâs attempts as sculpting before.
Heâs completely in love with her, butâŚ
She canât sculpt.
Percy smiles at the sculpture, darker than the teen normally smiled.
Turning to his mom, he asked, âWhatever happened to that head?â
Sally smiled secretively, but didnât respond.
Paul blurted out, âWhat head?â
Percy turned to him and tilted his head, scrutinizing him for a moment.
He finally responded levelly, âMedusaâs head.â
Looking back at the sculpture, Paul thought back on the scars on Sallyâs body, the way that Percy flinched when he first went to touch him, how wary the teen was of him at first, how when he and Sally had a rare argument, sheâd automatically step in front of Percy as if to shield him.
âItâs a wonderful sculpture, Sally.â
ouch *my heart*
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paintedtapestry THIS SCENE
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Well, I didnât see THAT coming.
Still one of my favorite things on the internet.Â
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everyone whoâs threatening to report me to the government? this is public info like this info is scraped from their linkedin profiles. and for anyone whoâs saying the link doesnât work hereâs another one someone added in the comments (I canât seem to find their comment) that should: https://archive.fo/lfh98

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In my art history class weâre discussing museums and repatriation and I am so fucking angry
Just wait until I have some free time, Iâll post my favorite whiny bitch responses from European museums.
First, a fun fact: âIt is noted in the report that some 90% of African cultural heritage currently exists outside of the continent and is displayed in major Western museums.â So keep that in mind when reading these.
Letâs get this party started, shall we?
âContrary to the sanctified treatment of objects in these museums, there have been cases in Africa where artworks have temporarily left the museum to be used in rituals.â
Europeans, clutching their pearls: But it is Art, it cannot be soiled by the hands of the masses who created it!!
Then I read a big long paragraph from a French museum director that in summary reads: Hey everyone, letâs start from scratch and pretend colonialism never happened. That good? Does that work for everyone? Awesome.Â
ââŚcultural objects from the area which is now Iraq are being used to promote BP [Oil], which supported the 2003 invasion of Iraq.â
So yâall just gonna an oil company sponsor an exhibit of dubiously obtained Iraqi artifacts? Cool, cool, no colonialist undertones there.
â[D]irector of the British Museum Hartwig Fischer said that while the museumâs trustees were open to all forms of cooperation, âthe collections have to be preserved as whole.ââ
You mean, all those collections donated from wealthy individuals who pillaged the entire world? If you really believe this Iâve got a simple solution for you: return the entire damn collection.
âUnlike Nazi-looted art, what was taken in the former colonies are not recognized as criminally obtained under international law.â
Hi yeah what the actual fuck
Then thereâs the Parthenon Marbles, and if you donât know, itâs a whole big Thing with a near comical backstory. But this post is long enough as is, and I donât want to bore you. In short: Britain has bunch of the carvings and statues that were left in the Greek Parthenon, and Greece wants them back. Here are some choice bits from the British Museumâs current official stance on the marbles:
âArchaeologists worldwide are agreed that the surviving sculptures could never be re-attached to the structure.â
That is??? Not the issue??? No one is suggesting this???
âacting with the full knowledge and permission of the Ottoman authoritiesâ
Really? You sure about that? Because it seems like no one else agrees with you on that. Also, even if there was clear permission, saying âThe empire that conquered Greece told us we could take themâ doesnât exactly strengthen your case.
âthe Greek authorities have now removed all the architectural sculptures from the Parthenon to the Acropolis Museum. They have thus completed a process begun by Lord Elgin 200 years agoâ
Are⌠are you suggesting that Greece only wants to preserve its heritage because you wanted to first? Seriously? Iâd be damn careful about touting yourself as paragons of historical preservation, Britain.
âThe Museum is a unique resource for the world: the breadth and depth of its collection allows the worldâs public to re-examine cultural identities and explore the connections between them.â
And how did your collection get so big, might I ask? Oh, you donât know? Because youâre not willing to do the research on how most of these artifacts were acquired? Fascinating.
âThis display does not alter the Trusteesâ view that the sculptures are part of everyoneâs shared heritage and transcend cultural boundaries.â
Guys Iâm dying they sound like an entitled white boy in an intro to philosophy class
By the way, this document that is less than 1,000 words mentions that the public can view the them âfree of chargeâ no less than 3 times.
Fun times.
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I actually was given a C minus in this class in my undergrad for calling out museums for being whiney about repatriation. My professor HATED me and we would get into heated arguments about how stolen artifacts needed to be returned. God those were the daysâŚ.lol FYI this professor Dr.Wilson got mad one day and told me to go back to Mexico and asked me if I was legal. I know this angerâŚlolÂ
Greeceâs Acropolis museum is literally a huge fuck you to the British Museum. The New Acropolis Museum opened in 2007. It looks amazing
Since you canât dig anywhere in Greece (especially right by the Acropolis) without hitting ruins or artifacts, they built a glass floor so that visitors can see the ruins below the building.
A huge part of the design for the new building was to emphasize that Greece is ready and capable of caring for the Elgin Marbles (a huge defense the British Museum will give is that colonized countries donât have the resources to care for the artifacts properly). So they went out of their way to make this as clear as possible.
The top floor of the building is entirely devoted to the metopes and friezes around the Parthenon. Like, so devoted that they even oriented the top floor to align with the actual Parthenon
So if you walk around the floor, everything is oriented as if you were walking around the actual Parthenon.
So the two ends of the floor are dedicated to the two pediments. And they were very particular with how theyâre displayed.
Wow there sure are a lot of things missing.
They left space for where the Elgin Marbles should be. All of the pieces are labelled. For all of the missing pieces, there is a sign saying that that piece is in the British Museum. Itâs pretty hard to miss when entire sections are not there.
That entire floor is just to show that they all belong together. The pediments need to be back together. Get your shit together British Museum
You missed my favorite part of the museum:
They have separate room devoted to these statues, with a spotlight shining on the empty spot where the sixth one is supposed to be. It was the saltiest museum I have ever been to, and I was living. My favorite part was when the tour guide pleaded to us to write to the British Museum and ask them to return the artifacts, and an older man from India muttered under his breath, âHa! Good luck with that.â
That aside, itâs also one of the most beautiful museums I have ever been in. The architecture is stunning. If you ever get a chance, absolutely go to it.
For those who donât know the story behind why all these Greek statues are in Britain, buckle up for a wild ride.
The Parthenon has a storied history, obviously, as it is was an incredible temple in a major Mediterranean port. It had started to show wear and tear over the years, and different people had attempted at various points to âsaveâ it, or at least save the carvings. Most of the time, these attempts did more harm than good.
Then along comes Thomas Bruce, a Scottish nobleman more commonly know as Lord Elgin. Between 1799-1803 he acts as British ambassador to the Ottoman empire, which controlled the entire region that is now Greece. He gets really interested in the old works of the classical civilizations and asks the Sultan of the Ottoman empire if he can undertake an extensive study and recording of the art at the Acropolis in Athens. Not only does the Sultan say yes, his agreement states that Elgin can âtake away any pieces of stone with old inscriptions or figures thereon.â It is agreed by all parties who are not the British Museum that the Sultan was referring only to the various pieces that were scattered across the ground, but not anything still standing.
Elgin interpreted this wording to mean, âTake anything you want. Go absolutely hog wild.â So he did. He sawed many of the marble carvings off the building to make them easier to transport, which did damage to both the carvings and structure of the building itself. Hereâs my favorite part: one of the ships he was using to transport the marbles sank. When Elgin found out, he sent a letter to local authorities asking them to retrieve the cargo, which he referred to as âstones of no interest to anyone but myself.â
He took literal metric tons of artwork, which he wanted to use to decorate his home back in Britain. Except he poured so much money into this project that he went into debt and had to sell the marbles. Parliament bought them (which was not a popular decision at the time) and put them in a public museum. Then in 1832 Greece won its independence from the Ottoman Empire, and the marbles have been a point of contention in Greek-British relations ever since.
Hereâs another quote from the British Museum displaying an astonishing degree of ethnocentrism!
âThe public display of the sculptures from spring 1807 encouraged Hellenists in their love of ancient Greece while, at the same time, it inspired the Philhellene movement in its sympathy for the inhabitants of modern Greece and their struggle for independence.â
The most recent volley in this fight was Britain saying, âwell, we canât give you the marbles, your museum is too dinky to display them in their full splendor.â In response, Greece built the above museum.
As many people mentioned in the comments, Black Panther was fantastic in that it brought the issue of museums and repatriation into the public view. Now with more voices joining in, hopefully change can happen more quickly.
You left out the part where the document giving Elgin permission to take them may or may not be a forgery, also!
This was a part of this I was not familiar with! And wow! I looked into it, and there is decent evidence that the agreement from the Sultan was faked! This story just keeps getting better and better!
The British Museumâs excuses not to repatriate the marbles are BULLSHIT. Itâs just that. Excuses.
The British Museum Says It Will Never Return the Elgin Marbles, Defending Their Removal as a âCreative Act
I just did a course on Antiquities Trafficking and Art Crime on a MOOC site called FutureLearn, and when we got to the Parthenon Marbles (which, by the way, I refuse to call the âElgin Marblesâ), I went off about it.Â
Before I go on my tangent, Iâm a museum professional with a Masterâs degree in Museum Studies, which I just completed this past May, and during which I did an entire course about Native cultures and museums, so we focused a lot on return, recovery, and repatriation.
Now, back to the Parthenon Marbles. We had limited space for the course response, so here is what I wrote (we had to argue against or in favor of the return of the marbles), which I will expand on below:
âThe Parthenon Sculptures should be returned to Greece. They were obtained under questionable circumstances, even in the time that they were acquired, and were displayed in a way that did not do the sculptures justice. Furthermore, the Parthenon Sculptures were damaged beyond repair while they were in the hands of the British, which should be argument enough that they belong back in Greece, where they originated. Although one could argue that Greece was not a unified country at the time that the Parthenon Sculptures, these sculptures were made for Athens and for the goddess of Athena, whose temple they adorned. The Parthenon Sculptures may not be able to return to the Parthenon itself, but there is now a facility dedicated to archaeological objects and artifacts found in the Acropolis in Athens so that they will have a proper home, displayed as they were meant to be seen when they are returned. The British Museum has already lost the argument of whether the Parthenon Sculptures would be in better care in Athens after they had damaged the sculptures beyond repair, which caused some of the finer details of the sculptures to be damaged without hope of restoring what was filed off. The pigmentation of the sculptures is now lost because of their need to create a more âwhiteâ sculpture, which is the opposite of how the Parthenon Sculptures were to be displayed and enjoyed. Both Greece and the goddess Athena deserve their sculptures back, as this is where the context and the full glory of the sculptures can truly be appreciated how they were meant to be seen.â
The questionable circumstances have already been outlined above so I wonât bother expanding on that one, as everyone made the points that I would have.
They are displayed in the British Museum in a way that is quite different than the way they were intended to be viewed, but the museum in Greece would have them at the proper viewing position.
During the time that the British Museum had the marbles, during the time where they felt that the ancient sculptures should be more white, they scraped off the sculptures, which destroyed the finer details of the marbles and made us lose what could have possibly shown how the sculptures had been painted. But we wonât have that now, and the sculptures are completely damaged.
The argument that Greece wasnât Greece when all of this happened is ridiculous when the country is requesting their heritage back - these sculptures were taken while that area of Greece was under occupation. How is this any different than the art that was seized during the Nazi occupation in different European countries? Even if there was an âofficialâ document saying that Elgin could take the marbles, even if people of Athens were against the removal, what could they possibly have done? We know a lot of people sold their art to the Nazis because they were afraid of what would be done to them if they didnât - I would imagine something similar might have been the case for people who didnât want the Parthenon Sculptures removed, but what could they have done?
The argument of âthe sculptures canât be returned to the Parthenonâ is also moot, because thatâs not what they would be doing with them anyway.
The sculptures belong to Greece and the goddess Athena, so the city they were made for is where they belong.
Finally, the argument of the people being able to see the Parthenon Marbles in the British Museum for free versus the cost it would be in the museum in Greece is also some nonsense, especially if you know why museums charge for entry and what the entry fees go towards. You care about the Parthenon Marbles? Pay the fee to go see them in Greece and make sure you leave extra Euro as a donation if you can.Â
Talking about the repatriation and return of artifacts is an area I know a little about, and I would like to know more about because it is an important part of being a museum professional. If you want to be a curator in any capacity, this is something you have to be prepared to deal with. The ethics behind repatriation can cover an entire semester-long seminar (even in longer, if itâs split into two parts because there is so much information), so thereâs a lot more I would like to say and explore, but as this post is already long enough, Iâm going to stop myself.
so in the 800 times they got reset, thereâs been some Chidi/Eleanor, some Eleanor/Tahani, and some Tahani/Jason.
So thereâs⌠a non-zero chance that there was some Chidi/Jason going on at some point.
And to be honest, all I can imagine is, like, itâs a timeline where for some reason Jason kept quiet for a lot longer so Chidi finds himself attracted to this wise, calm, silent monk that just listens while Chidi rants about the problems heâs facingâŚ.
and then one day Jason opens his mouth.
I remember some YouTuber tweeting like âTV shows are too political these days old shows like Fresh Prince didnât have all this sjw bullshitâ and like the first episode will and uncle phil talk very sternly about malcom x
If anything, sitcom shows even from Disney esp if they're black were bold in your face political about societal issues
ima just leave these here
Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her âdonât do anything recklessâ
I did not wake up this morning and think Iâd see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad

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the thought of aziraphale being in Crowleyâs flat and seeing that fucking statue every single time heâs there. like hi crowley, oh thereâs the statue of us fucking that you thought was subtle enough to be an intimidation tactic but is clearly just a product of your sexual frustration and 6000 years spent pining. lovely. shall we eat at the Ritz today?
What if it was a mutual purchase that they bought while drunk one time at an auction because they both thought it would be hilarious, and now a few hundred years later itâs still in Crowleyâs flat because they have an unspoken competition over which of them will mention how awkward it is first
For anyone else who was initially confused like I was lol
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