SHORT AND STABBY

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

Just take the train 😊

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

I’m an atheist but this is sweet for all my struggling Christian followers

i’m also an atheist but this is… actually really comforting? wowza?

My favorite has to be the red sheep.

@chaotic-king how to come out to your husband

Completely heterosexual things: A servant knowingly drank from a poisoned goblet to save a prince and later while in a painful dying state mutters said prince’s name while the prince is off disobeying his father on a suicide mission to try find a cure for said servant

what greek myth is this

bbc’s merlin

raise your hand if you’re scared to see what percentage of australia is homophobic on wednesday