Alien slime with a Kanohi Hau

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

I should have a tail. For pervert reasons

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

I had a dream where I posted a picture of a sunset like "isn't this so pretty" and someone said "how are blind people meant to see this? You hate blind people." And I was canceled

The tragedy of ahsoka and anakin is that ahsoka thinks vader is so different and vile and MY master would never do that but the thing is she met him after his massacre of the tuskens like HE DID DO THAT her entire perception of him has always been a lie

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

Modern day Cassandra whose prophecies are never believed finally gets prediction markets shut down by openly prophesying and making absolute bank off of her prophecies and sucking the fun and money out of it for all the Polymarket bros going against her advice