Alien slime with a Kanohi Hau

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

i NEED people to realise foreshadowing is. in fact. a literary device. and not a Bad Thing. the audience picking up on your hints is a Good Thing. because. it makes the story and it’s conclusion make sense. and some people will not see those but enjoy seeing them on a second read through. red herrings are one thing but if your novel consists of nothing but red herrings it’s not a coherent story it’s just a collection of paragraphs that don’t actually plausibly link to one another. you're not fighting with the audience you don’t look clever you look like you don’t know how basic fiction works. be vulnerable for once in your goddamn life and don't treat writing like a game to be won where the audience losing is a good thing.

Calling Tahu "a Bionicle" is like calling Luke Skywalker "a Star War"

My favorite Star War is Darth Vader

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

Sound is not necessary to enjoy, but boy howdy does it elevate the experience.

@finns-gifs gif worthy

Always reblog Gib Bagul

Gib Bagul

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”