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They say you are what you eat but that clearly can't be true because I don't look like a Hamburger, a large fries, a 9 piece chicken nuggets, a large coke and a McDonald's employee.

#funny post #shitpost #you are what you eat #mcdonald's #CKC #Chaos King Cornerstone

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how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

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#i appreciate how genuine and non-judgemental this comic feels #like left one is not upset at right one for caring while being powerless #and right one seems genuinely distraught and not performative

I'm glad the facial expressions are coming across accurately! It can feel so absurd to say gosh I hope the torment maze removes some fire and rusty nails soon, but alas, sometimes that's all one can do.

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emiliusthegreat

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

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scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

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I’m looking at horse pictures (attempting to find a drawing reference) and I can’t stop laughing at this one

prokopetz

Doug Jones and Danny DeVito in a buddy comedy about a couple of elderly former henchmen unwillingly dragged out of retirement for one last caper. There's a running gag where they claim to be the original duo that the "one of them is short and fat and the other is tall and thin" trope is based on.

prokopetz

Playing against the trope's conventions (but to the actors' respective strengths), DeVito's character is the talkative one while Jones' character hardly says a word. The former argues that popular media always has it the other way 'round due to prejudice against short people.

minotauri

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

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ivy-saurs

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

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I have just learned for the first time today that the set designer for Tarix meant for his blades to be able to combine into a "shield," so the golden parts coming down of the backs of the blades are very slightly angled to allow them to overlap each other without making contact. How did this never make it into anything?

byebyebyesexual420

The reason is believed to be that, essentially, the weird blade pieces have 2 variations. One where the hand gaurd goes down on the left, and ones where it goes down on the right. BUT, somehow these both have the same ID number when molded. So as a result there was no way to determing if sets had two of the right ones, two of the left ones or, and the one that would make it impossible to turn into a shield, one left and one right.

I actually tested this with mine and i ended up with one that had bith varients. So the belief is because of this issue, they needed to change the set last moment, hence why his weapons are a bit shit compared to other glatorians.

tiredspacedragon

I did read that, yeah. There were never supposed to be two variations, it was only supposed to be one mold so the parts would always be able to overlap without issue, but there was some miscommunication and mirrored versions were made too.

I'm just surprised that LEGO a) caught this as early as they seem to have done, given that they never advertised this intended feature anywhere, and b) instead of just fixing the mistake, they chose to leave it as is and just never acknowledge that the pieces were meant to be able to combine. What a series of weird choices.

Also, I got the impression that the shield was an alternate way for Tarix to use his weapons, but the weird short glaive style swords were still the default, but I could be wrong about that. The golden parts curving to the side to let each other pass is such a neat revelation to me, but I did always wonder why they came down in the back at all, and thus necessitated being put up on those axles to be held facing forward.

reader-from-nowhere

Instead of pyrokinesis ive always wanted Rodimus’ ability (outlier or mods) be fragokinesis, and he despises it because it reminds him too much of Nyon.

If i wanna be meaner it’s not just regular explosions. they’re fireworks. it’s gorgeous and beautiful and it’s literally a representation of celebration and new beginnings but Rodimus just cannot stand it.

ethandoesathing

Been in a Bionicle mood today

sticky-smoothie

I hate gamers…

thyrell

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

bimbo-bear

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

thyrell

this event is cancelled

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Pokemon Heritage Post

joeyclaire

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

joeyclaire

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

pawpels

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

imhereformysciencefriends

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

hedronalignment

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

joeyclaire

he plead guilty

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wenlokholmes

sorry, prev, your tags are too true to be silenced

Oranges are ambush predators that hunt in packs. Never forget that.

#oranges are ambush predators that hunt in packs.#never forget that.

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