NOOOOO MIKE!!!!!! DAISY HOW COULD YOU I REALLY LIKED HIM

So Martin is definitely autistic, right?

I absolutely adore the fact Jon keeps switching up what he says instead of "head archivist of the Magnus Institute" cuz ngl if I were in his shoes I'd probably keep saying it and not even realize

I can't wait to learn about these 15(?) fears I've heard about so much via fandom spaces. I wanna make Mikus out of 'em.

THEY THINK MARTIN KILLED GERTRUDE!?!?!? MARTIN????????

JONNY BOY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA!?!?

TMA is great because it takes one season for Jon to go from "Gertrude you piece of shit you miscategorized this statement about the WWII gijinka" to "Supplemental: I am going to kill Sasha with an axe"

I take back everything I ever said about Gertrude and put it on Elias

"I probably shouldn't be drinking caffeinated beverages when I have a suspected heart condition" I say as I grab another Mt. Dew