lets make the gold boil

we're all hoes under the same blue sky

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

*gets shot in the leg* “are you ok?” “i’m fine just tired haha”

What stat requirements do you need to use it

got assassinated today but its cool

im okay

i’m so in love with all the softest features of your face

DONT, THERE2 NO U2E IIN DOIING THAT