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31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

I Literally miss armpits so bad mann

i don't have a tip for this one hi helly sorry

hi can you give me a veryclose hug

hi you're not getting that

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

i want a fake bolt action rifle just to fidget with they're literally so fun. when you pull it back and the shell flies out like pshiiing it's so nice. and im a girl

If I had a nickel for every critically acclaimed narrative precision platformer with a female protagonist iconically associated with the colour red whose lead developer came out as trans within a year of its release, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but etc.

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

”it’s not like I WANT to appear weak when I’m actually strong or anything like that. Hrmph!” - Sun Tsun

Millions of ant wars happening across the globe every day for millions of years