This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.

it’s all fun and games until your depression tells you to crash your car at full speed

smh y'all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver

i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon

im SCREAMIBG

I could watch this all day

I just died from the sweetness.

my sleep schedule says “party animal” but my lifestyle says “reclusive maniac”

the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends

As an English teacher I am qualified to tell you this analysis is insightful and may be supported fully with textual evidence.

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

a person: hey what’s up me internally: wuk wuk wuk!! lipstick in my valentino white bag!!! me: hey nothin

My Chemical Romance ain’t have to go that hard in Helena gotdamn