caleb's spectacularly nosey.
at first, he'll tell himself something along the lines of "oh, i just care about her life and job! the gossip is necessary to know what goes on in her life!"
sure, it started off like that. but now, even if he denies it, he's actually into hearing what laura's boyfriend sent to kylie. if you asked him if he was genuinely invested though, he'd give you an excuse about how "it's a nice way to decompress after a long day at the fleet, pips" or "what, should i not care about things my girlfriend is invested in?" β but really? he's just nosey now.
you're both laying on the couch, your legs sprawled upon caleb's as he traces abstract shapes on your calves. when you drop a bombshell, he fully grabs your ankles and sits up properly with wide eyes.
you nod furiously, and something in the back of your mind tells you that caleb is way more invested in this than he told you before, but you bite your tongue. the gossip comes first.
"can you believe it? kayla received a message from jules, and he was basically confessing to her β even though he literally proposed to laura the weekend before!!"
caleb slaps a hand over his mouth, mumbling something along the lines of "damn cheaters" before he inquired more about what happened after.
really, there's no gossiper quite like caleb xia. he'll deny it, over and over again, but it's not like the fleet has much going on drama wise. therefore, he'll live vicariously through you β because he cares about you, yes, but also because who doesn't like to hear about drama?
he's only human after all.