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HEYYYYY I'm Chance. This blog is dedicated to one of my favorite hobbies, ONLINE POKER!!!

Specifically Hold em, but Omaha might make its appearance sometimes.

Extra stuff:

This blog's Sona is mod's kinsona.

This blog is not an RP blog it is my poker/mostly gambling related blog, but any questions will be answered as Chance as this is run by the Chance kinshift of me. (If this makes sense.)

He/they

I started loving hold em poker recently and this is the result.

Asks make Chance happy, ask away

Kin doubles dni I really hate doubles srry

^ Mod

Dividers by: @/pixopix

All other art here, pfp, banner, etc. is by me.

"DID YOU JUST SNAP CALL THE RIVER WITH 10 HIGH?!"

"HE WAS BLUFFING I KNEW HE WAS BLUFFING!"

#gamblin' time #chance goes gambling #chance kinsona #chance forsaken #trying to resist the urge to make intro posts for blogs and failing

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I JUST GOT THE REMINDER ON MY CALENDAR MAIN EVENT TOMORROW GUYS GUYS PLEASE MAIN EVENT TOMORROW OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT MAIN EVENT MAIN EVENT MAIN EVENT MAIN EVENT MAIN EVENT MAIN EVENT MAIN EVENT MAIN EVENT MAIN EVENT WSOP MAIN EVENT GUYYYYYSSSS HDUSKWHWIWKWHUS

How my oomfs feel seeing me mention WSOP every other conversation:

#chance goes gambling #gamblin' time #poker #wsop #GUYS ITS TOMORROW #guys I'm shaking

casinokitty75

hottest rounder?

worm

mike

petra

kinish

Voting ended onJun 28

PHOTOS BELOW CUT RB FOR REACH

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Worm, next question/j XD

casinokitty75

Sorry i have correct opinions and a thing for beautiful blonde men. As if its my fault

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Worm's mild idiotic-ness and leather jacket greatly entice me.

#chance goes gambling #poker #rounders #table talk #WORMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

casinokitty75

hottest rounder?

worm

mike

petra

kinish

Voting ended onJun 28

PHOTOS BELOW CUT RB FOR REACH

chance-flops-the-nuts

Worm, next question/j XD

chaimydrink

Wtf does this mean

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Worm is hot. What's so hard to understand non poker moot who hasn't seen Rounders? XD

#chance goes gambling #gamblin' time #poker #rounders #GRRRRRRR STOP GOING INTO MY POKER STUFFFF😡😡😡😡/J/SILYL #I misspelled silly but I ain't retyping that 😭#WHAT IS BRO DOING HEREEEE/J

casinokitty75

hottest rounder?

worm

mike

petra

kinish

Voting ended onJun 28

PHOTOS BELOW CUT RB FOR REACH

chance-flops-the-nuts

Worm, next question/j XD

#table talk #rounders #poker #chance goes gambling

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My (now) old phone's been broken for a week or so and I had to get a new one (which is just now), dear God I missed poker, I missed poker so bad it's not even funny. I genuinely felt so awful I'm so happy to reinstall my poker apps. holy shit.

#chance goes gambling #gamblin' time #poker #COULDNT BOOT MY POKER STUFF FOR A WEEEEKKKK 😭

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You wanna own a bunny one day?! I do too!!! I love bubbies.... 🐇

- @casinokitty75

YESSS I WANT ONE

I want one so bad

Its gonna be a black bun named Spade

I already looked into all the care for one and plan to try to support one when i can afford my time and money (primary thing lol), they are adorable

Like i love sending bunny photos to my GF and when i see one i go "So cute, so cute. . ."

I'm gonna be the best little bunny guy owner the world has seen

They make me so happy :DDDDD

casinokitty75

I have "Bunni bunni bunni!" And "Hello little bnuuy why are you on the [x] even?" As vocal stims... once I get the money I wanna get my own (and pigeons!) So I can do magic tricks with them!!

I wanna get a black and white one and name them oreo!!! (Rounders refrence lol) Im also holding off for money reasons... plus I dont think my current living situation with my bf would have the room for a bunny... they're so cute 🐇🐇🐇 I love buby. And then when we have bunnies they can have bunny play dates and we can be poker bunny friends

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Wowoowowowow that's a cool idea rounders ref. . . :0000000 I HOPE YOU CAN GET A BUNNNYYYY

Then they can be cool together and be super cool bunny friends and stufff woahwoahwaohbsjdjsjssj

So cool :333

#table talk #chance goes gambling #BUNNIES!!!! ><

You wanna own a bunny one day?! I do too!!! I love bubbies.... 🐇

- @casinokitty75

YESSS I WANT ONE

I want one so bad

Its gonna be a black bun named Spade

I already looked into all the care for one and plan to try to support one when i can afford my time and money (primary thing lol), they are adorable

Like i love sending bunny photos to my GF and when i see one i go "So cute, so cute. . ."

I'm gonna be the best little bunny guy owner the world has seen

They make me so happy :DDDDD

#chance goes gambling #table talk #Zjsusnahssuus #Youre fast lol😭

Reasons why I'M chance irl

I gamble

I play/am learning poker strategy

Did i mention how much i love poker?

I can play/own a keyboard

I can paint

I am a poc

I have his wardrobe (suits, business casual, headphones, etc)

wants to be in/live in Vegas one day

i want a bunny/rabbit as a pet in the future that im gonna name Spade

He/they that looks gender neutral/masc

I am the perpetual sunglasses guy because i have perscribe sunglasses so people always see me wear them

I also always have a matching pair of headphones on

i always carry a deck of cards with me

I am working out to be able to fire a gun with one hand

My goals are to win the wsop main, be placed into the poker hall of fame, and start a cardroom or casino

I am convinced with my soul that i was meant to play poker and start a casino and this is merely fate. Sometimes I become convinced I am chosen by Lady Luck to play and pray to her.

Guns are hot to me

i became more social/thrill seeking just to match Chance's character

people irl have said im literally him

HESSSS MEEEEE

#/silly #fiction kin #chance forsaken #forsaken #chance goes gambling #Mod slowly absorbed character into them #fictkin #Kin doubles dni pls ><#Yes this is a parody of my super cool poker moot's post XD #Forsaken fictionkin #Whatttt my main kin? Ahahaha. . . What gave you that idea?#I forget this is also my kin blog

Also has anyone become desensitized to big numbers in poker lol? I was watching the stream and like "17 million" "24 million" and the narrator was just like "I'm getting desensitized to these numbers" because millions sound like nothing when it's every hand I realized I wasn't even registering half the numbers XP

#gamblin' time #chance goes gambling #poker #wsop

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"You live to gamble? Wow you're down bad."

No. Have you ever just completely hated yourself and thought there's no point for you to live until you found poker and then told yourself 'I can't die, I need to win a WSOP main and live till 40 to be in the hall of fame' and ever since then you've had 0 urge to want to die and started improving your life? To start living because you loved a game so so much?

#gamblin' time #chance goes gambling #poker #maybe I do live to play poker but I'll be damned if they slander it #poker has genuinely saved me in a way I don't think any human could #not really a vent just thought it's funny

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Okayyyy, so didn't place into the money but:

- got around the top 4-5% ( 29/692)

- was in a poker player's' Livestream lmfaoo

- was playing TAG/GTO but I'm also unfortunately a bit of a gambler

- over played some spots

- considering this was my first for-cash tournament I say it could've gone worse lol

- VARIANCE IS BITCH

- Busted out around 5-7 people give or take?

- 92 hands in total / hour and a half

casinokitty75

OMG CONGRATS????? WWOOOO GO CHANCE !!!

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YIPPPPEEEEE THANK YOU SO MUCH AUANABAUAJABAUAJWJ ^^

Also forgot to add this but someone called me specifically, "Mad annoying" lmfao XD

#poker #table talk #chance goes gambling #tournament play

Okayyyy, so didn't place into the money but:

- got around the top 4-5% ( 29/692)

- was in a poker player's Livestream lmfaoo

- was playing TAG/GTO but I'm also unfortunately a bit of a gambler

- over played some spots

- considering this was my first for-cash tournament I say it could've gone worse lol

- VARIANCE IS BITCH

- Busted out around 5-7 people give or take?

- 92 hands in total / hour and a half

#gamblin' time #chance goes gambling #poker #tournament play #could've been worse I suppose

I lost my prop bet against the knicks 😭✌️

5 down the drainnnn

#gamblin' time #chance goes gambling #down 5 bucks 😭#prop betting #sport betting #yes I also make prop bets/sport bets

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How it feels when you want to invite people into something as small as a ¢25/¢50 home game but every "normal" friend you know paints you as some junkie gambler tweaker ( I AM NOT, I JUST STUDY PLAY and barely play 1/2 ) and they straight up won't play you:

casinokitty75

i had to BEG one of my friends to play with me and even then she never buys in for more than like... 2 dollars. Total nit, folds under the slightest pressure :/ PLEAAASE ITS .25/.50 YOU CAN SPEND $5 YOU SPEND MORE MONEY THAN THAT DAILY ON LUNCH

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Nit and broke? 😭 Not even a five? People get too scared of putting money on the table. It's harder than rock to get these people to play let alone *GASP* put money into the pot with anything less than aces. Bro you literally have like 100-200 you literally flexed it to me, you can't drop a 5 or a 10?? And sometimes even when I offer to teach em for free they just won't. Someone call the floor omc found dead after putting a raise pre flop with below premiums on a 2 buck buy in 😭

#chance goes gambling #table talk #poker

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How it feels when you want to invite people into something as small as a ¢25/¢50 home game but every "normal" friend you know paints you as some junkie gambler tweaker ( I AM NOT, I JUST STUDY PLAY and barely play 1/2 ) and they straight up won't play you:

#gamblin' time #chance goes gambling #poker #everyone around me is too normal 😢

chaimydrink

Hiii do you like poker? Are you watching the WSOP this year? Saw you interact with one of my posts and you seemed cool! We should talk!

- @casinokitty75

I WAS JUST LIKIMH MOOTS POSTS SORRY

IDK ANYTHING 😔

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This is so funny, chai this is your sign to get into poker and be cool with us/silly

WSOP MENTIONED GOSH ITS BEEN SO CRAZY

ISHILDUR1 (one of my fav former online players and is kinda an inspo to me despite not being an amazing player) snapped mucked a winning hand and I got so sad

Also insane run out on one of the tables someone accidentally called a MASSIVE raise and runner runner'd a straight with one hole card which was batshit to me because hero had J 3 villian had A Q?

Also deeb, nothing just wanted to mention him lol

Also foxen got a bracelet LETS GO WOMEN!!!!

casinokitty75

AUGHH I KNOW RIGHT ITS BEEN SUCH A CRAZY SEASON!!!! Though last year was also a crazy season skhzkhdkhd... iveys been doing great in the stud games!!

chance-flops-the-nuts

I know I love how great of a general player he is and that applies to his stud games, to be fair he's always been great at em lol.

PHIL IVEY ON MY WALLLLLLLL. I don't fw Hellmuth too much really I just thought it was funny as hell to stick him on my wall and my goal is to stick every poker Phil on my wall (next I'm planning to add Galfond) and 2 Rounders stuff MIKKEEEEEE and uh jo ig. . . . (Don't really fw her either but genuinely that meme was the first thing I thought of when I saw her character and it was funny as hell to me.) PLANNING TO GET A WORM PRINT TO STICK NEAR MY MIKE ONEEEEEE SO THEY CAN BE TOGETHER YIPPEEEE WIKE SO CANNON I SAID SO

#chance goes gambling #poker #wsop #table talk #sorry non poker oomf this is the last reblog on this I'll do I swear/silly #BUT PHIL IVEY MENTIONED #gotta be one of my favorite non specialized players #and fav player in general #he's so me #I literally have him on my wall #poker wall of doom

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