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- sad headcanon, ā¦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon, ā - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon, ā - angry/violent headcanon, and ąµ - random headcanon for Norway, Denmark, and Iceland? Sorry if it's too much! I love your blog
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For most of his life, heās lived in really brutal poverty. Of course he thrived during the days of the Vikings, but his cold, barren country suffered extremely during the Middle Ages, and part of why he tends to be more stoic in modern times is because of how much he lost and suffered through for centuries. He never liked the pity, though.Ā
ā¦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon
Heās super, super, super into witchcraft, and no, not the type that summons real life demons on your doorstep. He very much believes in horoscopes, superstitions, the law of attraction (which he more or less lives by, and has gotten him pretty far), tarot readings, and the powers in crystals. Since most countries believe theyāre bigger than pagan religion, he gets judged for it quite a bit by some countries (cough America cough cough.) He does tarot readings for other countries at world meetings, especially when things start getting boring. North Italy, South Italy, and Lichtenstein always ask him for readings.Ā
ā - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
Remember how he used to be poor? Yeah, not anymore. Heās actually living his best life as one of Europeās richest countries. He lives in a large house in Oslo, something a bit like this, except in a light blue color. He keeps the interior fairy modern, and a little bit on the brutalist side. He has a lots of whites, grays, and blacks, and almost looks a little bit like a modern art museum. But, he takes his breaks in a small cottage in Reine (most countries have mountainside homes) and it closer resembles the places in which he resided for the mass majority of his life. Yunno, except with running water and modern plumbing.Ā
ā - angry/violent headcanon
He doesnāt get very angry much nowadays, but when he does, heās very good at internalizing it, to the point where itās almost a little bit scary. He doesnāt need to vent, or yell at anybody, or show that heās angry. He takes his anger out on himself, and gets over it pretty fast. Heās only a little bit emotionally stunted because of this.Ā
He has three identical Norwegian Forest cats, and only he knows who to differentiate between them. Ironically, their names are Thor, Loki, and Hela. And no, he has no idea what aĀ āMarvelā is, stop asking.Ā Ā
He hates iced coffee with a burning passion. He thinks anybody who drinks iced coffee is a fake coffee fan and hot coffee is the only acceptable way to drink coffee. Donāt even get him started on frappuccinos. He also drinks around ten cups of coffee a day.
Since heās often considered the happiest country in Europe, he feels like he has to keep that facade up a lot. He doesnāt have much to stress about, but even countries feel human emotions. On his had days, he doesnāt know how to handle being sad, so he just drinks to make himself feel happy. He knows it isnāt healthy, but its a centuries long habit he canāt break.Ā
ā¦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon
Wherever he goes, thereās a human who knows him on a personal level. He prides himself on being very anti-problematic (take that, America) and doesnāt have a lot of political and social issues going on in his country most days out of the year. He uses all his free time to go traveling around his country and other countries in Europe, and unintentionally makes a lot of human friends along the way. Heās just lovable like that.
ā - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
His main place of residence is in a cute little yellow house onĀ Nyhavn harbor. His place is right on top of a bar, which is both really good for him, and really bad for him.Ā Heās got his things together for the most part, but he canāt help but make a little bit of a mess from time to time. He has everything dusted and washed, heās not that dirty, but if you canāt find something scattered across the floors of his living room or bedroom, then youāre not in his house. Sometimes itās legos, other times itās paperwork heās putting off until later. Heāll get to both eventually.
ā - angry/violent headcanon
In hisĀ āprimeā as he likes to call it, he had the highest kill rate in Europe, especially when Rome began to crumble. He isnāt proud of it today, and certainly would never go back, but being a country, he still feels a sick, twisted sense of pride over how feared he was at one point.Ā
He could write a well detailed, MLA format Yelp review on every single bar and club in Copenhagen. Every. Single. One. Heāll mourn all the good bars from the 1970ā²s which have since been closed, and will sometimes get mad if a new place opens in the place of an old one. When your political climate in unproblematic, all you can really do is have fun.Ā
Itās not that he isnāt proud of who he is and his culture, but thereās many times where Iceland canāt help but feel a little bit useless as a country. Heās sure his people would survive just fine without a humanoid representative, especially since heās had little to no conflict in recent centuries. He needs Norway and Denmark to cheer him up about his role as a country sometimes.Ā
ā¦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon
Whenever heās in a room by himself, heāll start singing or talking to himself. Itās not that heās a fan of singing or anything, itās just that, if he finds himself alone, he will externalize his thoughts, or whatever song is stuck in his head. If its just him in his house by himself, why does he need to keep his thoughts in his head, you know?Ā
ā - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon
He lives in a small house in Reykjavik by himself, which looks a little something like this. Sometimes his house is completely spotless, but thatās usually only when he has Norway, Hong Kong, or Seychelles over. He isnāt messy, but he also forgets to be organized sometimes. Itās really easy for him to loose presentability in his home, especially when itās only him and Mr. Puffin living there. He wouldnāt really consider Mr. Puffin to be a person though, so itās really just him. He could do well with a roommate.Ā
ā - angry/violent headcanon
He has this meme/spam account he runs while secluding his identity. He uses it to vent when he needs to, but keeps the more private information censored so nobody finds out that their country has angry, pissy, teenage emotions. Sweden found the account, but promised to keep it a secret. Swedenās a real one.Ā
On many occasions, he has considered dyeing his hair. Hong Kong has made a big impression on him, and Hong Kong will always mention how envious he is of Icelandās platinum blonde hair, and how easy it would be to dye it whatever color he wanted. While Iceland is pretty confident that he would never have the bravery to dye his hair blue, heās considered it.Ā
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