Coolest trainer ever

Amity Park would probably ban me on sight because I’m disabled and not conventionally attractive lol

Tell me in the tags why you would get banned from Amity Park

My service mons aren't on the "cute" list

Mine was a tyranitar.

That makes sense, I guess if it's something everyone's used to then they wouldn't bother avoiding it or it might be more trouble to avoid them than to just go through. I wonder if there's any way I could visit and see what they're like..

I used to be really embarrassed about getting stuck in the megamart for that long. But I realized it's like a ritual of passage for every kid trainer to get lost somewhere for a really stupid reason, and now it's just really funny

I was trying to rescue a lost Pikachu I thought I saw. Turns out it wasn't a Pikachu and I only found that out after I caught her.

WHEN YOU'RE IN AN IKEA AND LOSE YOUR WAY TRYING TO NAVIGATE IT THAT'S THE DISTORTION

When you get lost in the abandoned supermarket on Ula'Ula that's just regular ghosts though!

It seems like it's raining really hard over there, stay safe!

.. All of the above.

[ID: A drawing of two Popplio covered in sand, with a caption reading: Fresh out of the water, newborn sea lion pups roll in sand to protect themselves from electric type attacks. End ID.]

This is Red erasure

oh. ohohohhhhh boy you are gonna get ur ass kicked

Best of luck! :-)

Frillish is among the top contenders for least bones, since they have zero.

i did not realize this post said pokemon with bones.

Cubone has like two

I think Ekans seems like a likely candidate, I don't know how many bones they have but it's definitely got to be less than 110..

No you should scream more I think!

Why did nobody tell me using Latias would get me disqualified! She just wanted to participate in the contest! I even wore a special dress for her and everything. And I hate dresses.

did. did you forget that latias is a legendary

Wait but why would using legendaries be grounds for disqualification in a contest? I thought it was supposed to be all about coordination and style and just being more powerful doesn't help you on that front. Unless you're literally causing damage to the venue, I don't see what the issue would be? It's not an unfair advantage when you're not battling..

Latias isn't registered to me, I summon her by playing a flute. Apparently that's not allowed.

That makes more sense. Still dumb though.