Glitter and violence

I’m such a slut for that condescending faux-sympathy voice that turns vicious so quick. Like when you whimper and they say, “aw, does that hurt you baby?” and you nod yes and they say “Good, it’s supposed to.”

Addition: I say both in completely different voices, and it confuses (and turns on) all of my subs so much, I love it.

Me. 😂

Yup 😉

Moan her name while she sucks your dick

Please?

Normalize boys touching eachother without it being sexual. Normalize boys hugging. Normalize boys being affectionate. Normalize boys needing each other. Normalize strong friendships between boys.

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

How much sleep are you getting?

Not enough my guy

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

Who masturbates for pleasure anymore? We out here masturbating to sleep.

this is my mom making stroganoff