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“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

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blizz4rd1203

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

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spring-ephemeral

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

#me lmao

sashayed

thinking about Brad Dourif in "Istanbul" and the fact is Grima Wormtongue would have gotten away with it forever if they'd let him be hot. with better hair he could've run that horse girl country into the ground for decades. eomer would've been like "dang, seems like my uncle is a very bad king for no reason, oh well." pretty privilege grima wormtongue could have girlbossed middle earth into the flames of mordor

sashayed

hot grima wormtongue: lmao look who's here. late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear. láthspell i name him, ill news, and ill news is an ill guest

riders of rohan: i don't know he seems right for some reason. i just agree with him because his argument is so sound. gandalf you should leave

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batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

thememedaddy

hugh-lauries-bald-spot

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

asteroidtroglodyte

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

#funniest part of FIFA world cup has been watching th rest of the world come here and be converted to the cheeseburger and big drink cult

gaypeople

A trailer park. Nevada, Utah, the desert. Couple folding chairs. Plant some flower boxes... Could be nice.

#oh noooooo #the vampire lestat

nessa007

#i would not do well in Dune #i would enjoy the guerilla terrorism and exotic drugs but I can NOT deal with heat #my body is not built to withstand a desert climate i get heatsick at the drop of a hat

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alethialia

At a time when Netflix is getting roundly criticized for forcing its shows to treat the audience like we have all of two brain cells to rub together, The Vampire Lestat is out here volleying everything from 70s gay references to 1700s Dutch Republic references at the speed of light while saying, "You don't get it? Well, that's a fucking you problem."

And I love that for us.

#the vampire lestat #there is no way of saying this without making myself sound like the biggest smuggest most condescending pretentious bitch #(and I am!)#but some of you are just not smart or media literate enough to appreciate this show

cosmonautroger

Louise Bourgeois, Maman, 1999

#they got one of these at the Crystal Bridges art museum in Arkansas and its my favorite thing there #my mother fucking hated it which is Interesting considering the meaning

mookybear12404

I feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about you

Reblog and put in the tags what your first class was

#rogue #i was a pirate ex privateer

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anywhoozles

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maxknightley

everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

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romantic and sexual partner.

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