Indifferent, Unispired

The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex

the cheap vampire fangth thay ON during thex

white women are so funny sometimes. why are you wearing a beret to class... oui oui amelie we’re in ohio

Today on what we’re making fun of women for: hats

i said white women not regular women

certified iconic post

me february 14th

me and my true love on this fine holiday

I’m just trynna have someone to sing this to today, and no one will allow it 😭

If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones

shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed 

i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

Environmental storytelling

Pretty sure she’s just scared that the duck might... get fucking murdered by a dog??? Really doesn’t take a genius to figure out why this might be a bad idea

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless