DAMNED LAMB SAYS: “BAAAH-BE MI-NE!”

can you tell i like dada the most

It's the fact they KEEP THEIR SEASONINGS IN THEIR FRIDGE

I know you're like crazy mold people but you seriously can't get a spice rack? 300+ dollars on pet collars for whatever reason but you can't buy a God damn spice rack, absolute LUNACY

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84753146/chapters/223663246

So im listening to Come on up to the house by Tom waits and thinking about the Bakers.

Like imagine childhood friends with Zoe or Lucas and spending summers helping them mosquito net the house, Marguerite making dinners and Jack telling awful jokes while watching some adam sandler movie with them all. Catching snakes outside and getting chased by Lucas (because hes a little shit), sitting with Zoe by the fire and gossiping about school, drinking moonshine (because Jack definitely makes his own) running down those huge hallways to get to the bathrooms first to shower off that sticky humidity, getting told gushy stories by Marguerite and Jack as we all sit by the porch, Lucas is gagging and Zoe is giggling.