Tales from the Imperial Cannery

started dead boy detectives & is each episode going to introduce a new hot animal man trying to fuck edwin or is it just weird that it happened twice

This is the best tag ever lol

Ilya so immediately clocked Shane's little autistic flirting in that Saskatchewan parking lot but I honestly don't think Shane clocked it himself so, years later, when Ilya talks about it as "Shane coming onto him" and Shane goes "hello??? I just wanted to introduce myself??" Ilya just says, "Shane, the apple of my eye, the light of my life, my breeze in a stuffy room, my sunshine in the dead of winter, when have you ever willingly initiated small talk with another person?" and Shane is forced to concede that, yes, looking back, he was flirting.

Night Nurse: I'm disappointed in you, Edwin. Edwin: That means... literally nothing to me.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Edwin "Do I look like I have any fucks to give" Payne