GREETINGS & SALUTATIONS

                               BAN·SHEE— BANSHĒ/noun

 come  one  come  all  !  step  right  up  for  a  THRILL  of  a  life  time  !  prepare  to  be  amazed,  before  you  is  a  world  like  NO  OTHER.  a  place  with  thrilling  sword  fights,  flying  &  teleportation,  death  predictors,  accessories  to  HOMICIDE,  and  failure  to  serve  justice.  FEATURING  a  WAILING  woman,  a  spiteful  man  child,  the  star  basketball  player,  a  PRINCE  in  disguise,  and  jig  saw  enthusiast.  with  many  more  PERFORMERS  to  come  in  the  near  future. 

contains mentions of rape, abuse, self-loathing self-harm, nsfw implications, and drugs. feel free to change pronouns !

‘there’s only one closet.’

‘you don’t understand it now, but i think you will in time.’

‘we’re going to get you out of this.’

‘there’s not an expiration date on needing help, or needing people.’

‘you know i love you.’

‘children are a kind of cartography, and all one has to do is obey the map they present to you on the day they are born.’

‘what you smell is khubz.’

‘you’re sucking dick, (name). that’s the literal definition of gay.’

‘let’s get you to bed.’

‘forgive me.’

‘eat your sandwich.’

‘you look like that one guy from lost.’

‘congrats on giving your first blowjob, dude.’

‘when did you stop being my friend.’

‘you’re disgusting. you’re worthless.’

‘maybe he’s asexual.’

‘oh, hell yeah! let’s sing good morning starshine and kumbaya while we’re at it!’

‘you have to stop doing this to yourself.’

‘when you do this – cutting yourself – it’s hurting me, too.’

‘was he … sexually abused at any time during his life?’

‘you haven’t told me anything about yourself.’

‘and we’ve known each other for how long?’

‘ – i’ve been wondering if you might want me to adopt you.’

‘w – what?’

‘you’d be my legal son.’

‘do you want some time to think about it?

‘don’t you think you guys should stop clinging to each other and get serious?’

‘i worry about you.’

‘come here. come lay on my lap, get some rest.’

‘you feel hot.’

‘he’s been having a really hard time.’

‘you’re sick. you need to be hospitalized.’

‘are you listening to anything i’m saying?’

‘oh, (name). why would you ever think that?’

‘do you – do you hate me? ‘

‘you – are – crazy.’

‘fucking cut yourself to ribbons for all i care.’

‘you love that more than you love me, anyway.’

‘you’re young. you have years and years to figure out what you want to do with your life.’

‘you lied to me.’

‘i’m sorry, i didn’t meant to –’

‘i’m disgusting. i’m ugly and hateful and – i’m worthless.’

‘get away from me.’

‘it’s going to be different now.’

‘i know this is all different – a house, a bed, plenty of food – but i’m here to help you adjust.’

‘jesus shit.’

‘i got you something.’

‘i’m not good for other people. i feel like i bring them down.’

‘you’re better off without me.’

‘a chef? how much does that pay you?’

‘you wouldn’t do something like that to me … would you?’

‘what the hell were you trying to do?’

‘you’re the most beautiful person i have ever met – ever.’

‘if you care about me, you would stop.’

‘did he hit you?’

‘do you want to be tucked in?’

‘i was so messed up. please tell me you forgive me. i was so awful. i love you, you know that. i would never want to hurt you, never.’

‘this is my son.’

‘don’t you have anything you want to say for yourself?

‘you’re so angry at me.’

‘i’m not angry, (name). i’m disappointed.’

‘that’s so kind of you. but – i can’t.

‘i want to go home.’

‘you have a micro dick.’

‘i’m fine. i’ve just got a slight infection.’

‘why are you going out with someone who would treat you like that?’

‘stop the damn car.’

‘i thought you were going to tell me you didn’t want to have me here anymore.’

‘you’re my son, of course i love you. nothing could ever change that.’

‘if you do anything out of line, i will beat you in the head with this until you become a vegetable. understand?’

‘it’s not your fault.’

‘it’s a relief.’

‘it’ll take some time. but we’ll work it out.’

‘would you like to help me make dinner?’

‘i’m so proud of you.’

‘stop that running around or i’ll have to beat you!’

‘you’re getting soft.’

‘i didn’t know it was going to be so traumatic for you.’

‘i ordered you a beer.’

‘take off your clothes.’

‘if something happened to you, i don’t know what i’d do.’

‘you look tired.’

‘did you know that over the years i have wondered and wondered what to do about you?’

‘i have a lot of friends who are artists.’

‘call me whenever you need to.’

‘all my friends are gay.’

‘don’t cry, don’t cry, shhh. shh.’

‘i do it because i love you.’

‘i’m just no hungry.’

‘fuck you, you’re not a professional.’

‘fuck! fuck! fucking fuck-ass shit! fuck!’

‘i need to talk to you.’

‘you have such a lovely laugh.’

‘you need rest.’

‘what a joyful person you are.’

‘you’re a wonderful kid.’

‘ – you a prostitute?’

‘(name), look at me.’

‘it’s just a bruise.’

‘it’s a sign of nerve damage.’

‘get out; i can’t look at you right now.’

‘what the fuck happened to you?’

‘yeah – you look like frankenstein’s monster.’

‘it looks ridiculous.’

‘this is hard to say.’

‘he adores you.’

‘this isn’t funny.’