SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

happy pride month i love you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🦋✨

we are the amazing digital kirkus, we carry the amazing digital flame

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

Why do people dislike sheldon he’s just some guy with the ocean’s strongest autism

boy go get me my pringle

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

Hell yeah