SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

pride is great for seeing several dozen vendors selling things that i would simply never want

youre telling me that at this kiosk i can buy a candle shaped like a dick? and that vendor over there is selling tshirts that say "pansexual disaster" & "i cant even think straight"? and there's a whole booth selling novelty socks with futurama characters on them? and a food truck serving ice cream inside a hollowed-out pineapple for $20? wow !