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More information soon, but below is some basic information about him and some rules. :)
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Hi, I'm MamaDrxgon! I am 35, and will only write with 18+ muns! I have uh.. (counts).... At least 20+ years of experience as a roleplayer!
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CHIPJACK [ SPAMTON EX ]
PLACE YOUR BETS! HOUSE ALWAYS WINS ANYWAY!
Chipjack is a newly constructed EX form for Spamton. Once a broken salesman, he's turned manipulation and sales into the art of entertainment as a casino dealer. Beneath his charm and bravado lies the same hungry spark now refined with wit, control, and grace.
MORE INFORMATION TO COME AS I FIGURE THINGS OUT!
Canon-Divergent - Chipjack's story starts after the NEO battle. His NEO body was abandoned within the basement of the Queen's manor, so he did not go forward with the Lighteners.
AU Portrayal - Chipjack is my invention after many many revisions! He's still Spamton, and still enjoys scamming people... simply in a legal way. ;) He no longer has FRIEND inside of him.
Post-NEO - described above :)
[N]SFW - Chipjack has a lot of angst and heavy themes involved, please use caution if you are sensitive to these topics: Recovery akin to addiction, traumatic memories, pain, flashbacks, aggressiveness, self harm, abuse. Sexual themes will now be on the side blog — @d3alers-h4nds . 18+ only!!
I do not REQUIRE these themes to write with me, they just might show up in my writing with others. I will use tags for heavier themes. Not sure what the tag is yet so stay tuned. Overly explicit stuff will only be on the alt.
I am open to shipping! Chipjack swings both ways. He is also safe with any muse! He will not attack, provoke, or flirt with a muse that doesn’t want that. He is an entertainer and host first, everything else second.
MV and OC friendly - Any muses welcome!
Selective - Please be aware: I am a selective writer! This is nothing against anybody, I simply know what I like to write and what sort of writing I like to do with others. I don't mind if you write short things sometimes -- that's fine for banter and simple interactions! However, if we agree to write out an actual plot, I would like someone that at least attempts to match! :) If all you can muster is something short and sweet, chances are I'll understand. Burnout is a bitch.
I am also selective in writing with universes I don't know -- again, not a you thing! Just if a Marvel character interacts with Chipjack, I might not be sure how to respond. So priority will go to characters and threads that are in similar or adjacent universes, or ones I do know about.
UTDRRP - Chipjack is a Deltarune centric character, but he can probably fit into Undertale somehow..................
My muse can be very fickle, so PLEASE BE UNDERSTANDING that sometimes I may take a while to respond! If you're concerned or it's been a while, feel free to message me!
PLEASE DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ASK ME THINGS!!! I will not harm you!!! I promise. However, if you come into my ask box just to shame me or put me down out of character, I will not respond to you.
THANK YOU FOR READING AND I HOPE WE CAN WRITE TOGETHER!!! 💕💕💕
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📺⭐🟥⭕ To anyone other than the two of them it'd be weird to see a smile after such a harsh admission and feel a strange sort of comfort at their laugh. Especially from someone that knew full well he wasn't speaking in hyperbole. But some part of him just knew that wouldn't shock him.
Its just what they say next that makes him double-take. " You run a casino nowadays..? " He scoffs in amused surprise, a hand running down the side of his box. " Hah. No kidding... With the way you came dressed, I uh.... kinda thought you were lying low at an autoshop or something. To be fair... if you came in with tassels on I might've been angrier... " He jests, somehow keeping a straight face, but-- in truth, it does... suit him, a Casino. Casinos are hard to bankrupt, for one-- But also, he always did think the ex-addison had too much flash to be just another ad guy. A part of him is a little glad he... didn't completely give that up about himself.
You know, if he decides for sure he doesn't want him dead.
That explains the now, but the past was still lingering between them like dead air. When the video player pops up, he goes stiff. With how they look around Tenna instinctively did the same, stepping a little closer, as if his size might block it out.
He almost wished he stayed back.
When the video ends, what's behind the video is the TV's tense expression, staring stunned before he flinches away, shaking his head. " ... Queenie. She gave you a dip in the pond. That's how you got so... " Cosmetically challenged, let's say. Its shocking they're even alive. So he takes it they weren't her top salesman anymore. But why? He quirks his head, brows scrunching as his hands hesitate out into confused shrugs.
" You're tellin' me... ALL this time... there wasn't even another guy on the phone? It was just you? No one else in our way... no middleman to negotiate? Wh-- why... didn't you just TELL me it was your ideas! Why didn't ya tell me you were sick? And WHAT kinda disease... makes you good at business, Spam?? " Maybe he's too analog for this...
"Yeah well... I do that, too..." he mutters about the auto work. Frankly, something he enjoyed a little more. But both kept him busy. Anything to not slide back down into the abyss of emotions he'd rather not think about.
He shakes his head slightly at all the questions. His mouth opens, closes. He's clearly struggling with how to explain it, as he barely even spoke about it at length with his post-surgery therapist. But viruses were well understood within Cyber World, he knew it would be difficult for Tenna to understand. So he mulls through his processor for a moment, digging up all the old TV lingo he'd swapped over to using during his time here. It was... fuzzy, but the recollection was there. Much of his subconscious had kept it well hidden.
That's right, they tended to use more Lightener-friendly language, given that was at least half his audience.
"Well-- There was, a thing, there..." His eyes go back and forth. Almost nervous that thing might be listening. "Viruses; they're like... a program that attaches itself ta ya body, only you can see it... It speaks ta you... This one, specifically... called itself Friend, ironically. Told me, it would give me everythin' I wanted... if I just..."
He scrubs harder at his neck to the point of drawing a feather or two.
"Can we... Just... go to the T room? I feel weird talkin' bout it here..."
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His baby cotton balls all start crawling up his leg, peeping happily. Reed is a bit slower and at some point just decides to stop and chew his pants' fabric to get CJ's attention.
He hears them first, his hearing having attuned to their tiny peeps rather quickly. He’s finishing up a task before he lowers his hand for them to crawl on.
“Hello darlings… Oh.” He feels the nip of Reed and chuckles, picking her up in his other hand. Carefully petting her and letting her chew on his finger. He smiles, how lucky he is. “I can’t wait to see what you become…”
cw: unusual kinks I keep coming across and it bothers me
[ if I had a nickel for how many times I saw someone extremely obsessed with characters in deltarune p1ssing themselves I’d have two nickels—
for real tho what the hell is the obsession with pis5ing one’s self…. And why do tenna and spamton, a robot and a program, have bl4dders and a need to piss
anyway please tag your shit most of us don’t wanna see that… piss is gross. ]
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*something deep down in her felt disturbance came visit next time cj, like he been very sad of late, worse... she comes visit him casino, she comes up to him embraces him tight hug.*
@steph-the-dragoness
"Steph!" The smile he greets her with is more honest than with others. He always loved seeing her. He returns the hug, pulling her up high as he gently squeezes her. "My wonderful dragon!"
Most annoying thing to remember is that you're litterally just a homosapien. You're just a very smart animal. If you feel like shit, imagine you're an exotic pet for some alien species and do what they'd do to keep you healthy. You gotta be well cared for. Animal abuse is a crime for a reason
"My pet human, Greg, hasn't left his bed in a long time. He's just scrolling his phone all day" Greg needs enrichment. Add enrichment in his enclosure and take him on walks
"Greg has been super lethargic and sad recently for seemingly no reason" Greg need vitamins, take him outside for some vitamin D and fresh air. Perhaps a picnic
"Greg won't sleep even though he's been super lethargic" Greg needs a schedule, especially for the lights in his enclosure.
"Greg has been super distant recently and keeps crying to sad music" Humans are pack animals, he needs to hug another human and hang out. Perhaps pack bond with a rock together
"Greg has been flailing around and panicking, his breathing is way faster than it should be" Greg is overwhelmed. Take Greg out of the situation and give him time to calm down. Perhaps somewhere cozy with tea and a movie
"Greg won't do what he needs to do" Train him. Humans do great with positive reinforcement, give him little treats when he's doing good
"Greg he's been super anxious and tired, he can't seem to enjoy his days" Humans needs to move around. Give Greg something to exercise with. Things like stretching, weight lifting, walking, or even dancing will help
"Even though I've taken really good care of Greg, he still has been having issues" Greg is ill, take him to the doctor. You might need a specialist (therapist, optometrist, oncologist, etc)
I know it feels patronizing, and I know it feels embarrassing or that you're "just giving into the clichés", but you are literally just a creature. You need to sleep/eat on time, you need enrichment, and you need to take care of your social needs. Humans are complicated animals, but they are also beautiful and all deserve proper care. This obviously isn't a perfect analogy, nothing is, but if you saw your friend taking care of their pet the way you take care of yourself, would you be concerned?
While no one else is around, while he’s alone in bed. His thoughts safely, or at least mostly anyway, drift between the “coulda and shoulda-beens.” Hypotheticals. What-ifs. If only… he’d done things differently.
Or maybe just things he wished he had now.
Maybe it was a waste of time, but what else could he do. Plenty, really. But there was no performance needed. No one to impress or make smile, or… He could feel things without judgement. Pity. Anger. Confusion.
He was only safe alone. Now that thing was out of his head. He could cry without it mocking him. He could do that plenty himself.
Aren’t you happy? You should be. You have everything. Everything you ever asked for. Pathetic.
His tears ran thicker, staining his pillows. Was it ever enough? It often felt like nothing ever would be. The same questions revolved through his head repeatedly.
Why him. Why did anyone want him now? Did they even truly want his presence or did they simply want to mock him further? It was the only thing that made sense to him.
Ever since he was small. Since he could store his first memory file. He was the butt of the joke. Without color. Boring. Flat. Terrible at the very things he was created to do. Useless. In the way. Too loud. Then it became… too aggressive. Too cruel. Too much.
It was never enough for anyone, even himself. He didn’t need to be here. Why did Tasque Manager even keep his processes running? Didn’t she have enough to handle without him getting in the way of more useful things?
Why?
He sighed, and rolled out of bed. Dragging himself to the bathroom to sit in the shower.
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