them: babe where are we going on our date? me: stargazing! me internally: lookin for UFOs

I really could be.. That bitch! But I choose not to

boys are so cute i’d like me a boy who won’t leave me more f*cked up than before we met

Unrealistic and fake

if a boy is a hardcore kendrick lamar or j. cole stan then don’t talk to him…. don’t look at him… call the cops mayb…

right now isn’t forever

i’m the laugh

i’m the camera angles

im the TV in the background

I’m the ass

I’m the dramatization

I’m the head scratch.

I’m the looked both ways

I’m the head scarf

tbh im not even just a double texter im a decatexter like ill impulsively send 10 seperate texts instead of fitting it all into one whos gonna try and stop me

Third base is having a panic attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time