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❛ I won’t replace you. ❜
There’s real emotion welling up to sit at the back of his throat that he has to swallow around because it’s not often they actually voice those kinds of sentiments with each other. They rarely NEED to. It’s KNOWN without words.
The gentle bump of his elbow against hers lets her know that he HEARS her, that it’s APPRECIATED.
Only then does he let the SHIT - EATING GRIN spread across his face. ❝ How could you ? You’d never find anyone who could ANNOY you as much as I do. ❞
@slvicshdow !!
purrfectioniist·:
❝ AT THIS POINT, I REALLY GOTTA ASK — DO YOU NEED HELP ? ❞ The timbre of her voice is soft but somehow cutting. The false sympathy only undercut by the slightest chance she might be offering a touch of sincerity. That maybe just maybe he’s the one that’s landed on his feet. ❝ Professional or otherwise. The only shrink I know dabbles in toxicology so I’m not really an EXPERT … ❞
Taking a step towards him, she stops before getting too close. They’ve fought before, she’s run both times before he could get a bearing on her. A life time of brutality has taught her that her speed is often her best option.
❝ You give me a name. I’ll give you an address. Then maybe you can stop stalking me – or whatever this is. ❞
❝ Would you believe me if I told you I have a THERAPIST ? ❞ Because he totally does.
He raises an eyebrow even if she can’t see him do it. It’s IMPLIED by the tone of his voice & he’s fairly confident she’s going to pick up on that. ❝ HEY NOW. Why are we assuming I’m STALKING you ? Maybe I’m just out for an evening stroll, enjoying the weather & it’s PURE COINCIDENCE that we keep running into each other. ❞
( It is closer to the truth, after all. )
Clint holds his ground as she closes the distance even if he’s still ready to move, ready to defend himself if need be. ❝ I’m RONIN, you’re the Crazy Cat Lady, it’s been a real PLEASURE, but I’m GONNA JET, ‘kay ––––––––– ? ❞
❛ Are you going to age with grace? ❜
There’s a whole spiel he could launch into about how being a Specialist with S.H.I.E.L.D. & then an active Avenger had meant MANAGING EXPECTATIONS about the length of his lifespan, but that would mean OPENLY ADMITTING to either of those career choices & he’s not about to do that. As far as she knows, he’s a LANDLORD.
Clint squints against the sun even behind his shades & offers a loose shrug of his shoulders. He hinges at the hips to retrieve the slobbery tennis ball from Lucky’s mouth & the dog has turned & taken off with an exuberant bark before Clint’s even arced it across the dog park again.
❝ I dunno. Isn’t that really all any of us can hope for ? ❞
@spoilers-ahead-647 !!
The Picture of Dorian Gray sentence starters
Stolen straight from Oscar Wilde’s novel courtesy of @spoilers-ahead-647 ! Feel free to change pronouns/tense.
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Conscience and cowardice are really the same things.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.
What nonsense you talk!
He becomes an echo of someone else’s music, an actor of a part that has not been written for him.
To realize one’s nature perfectly—that is what each of us is here for.
People are afraid of themselves. They have forgotten the highest of all duties, the duty that one owes to oneself.
Courage has gone out of our race. Perhaps we never really had it.
The bravest man amongst us is afraid of himself.
Every impulse that we strive to strangle broods in the mind, and poisons us.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
You know you believe it all.
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.
You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.
Don’t frown.
It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.
Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.
With your personality there is nothing you could not do.
The moment I met you I saw that you were quite unconscious of what you really are, of what you really might be.
Man is many things, but he is not rational.
Ah! This morning! You have lived since then.
I wish I could trust myself.
What I want is information; not useful information, of course; useless information.
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
I can sympathize with everything, except suffering.
The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional.
Humanity takes itself too seriously.
If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different.
People like you—the willful sunbeams of life—don’t commit crimes.
To have ruined oneself over poetry is an honour.
People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves.
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
Medieval art is charming, but medieval emotions are out of date.
I represent to you all the sins you have never had the courage to commit.
One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
The one charm of the past is that it is the past.
Conscience makes egotists of us all.
There is nothing that you, with your extraordinary good looks, will not be able to do.
This world and I are on excellent terms.
Moderation is a fatal thing.
I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words.
You and I are what we are, and will be what we will be.
The commonest thing is delightful if one only hides it.
Your cynicism is simply a pose.
Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.
I had a strange feeling that Fate had in store for me exquisite joys and exquisite sorrows.
She is a peacock in everything but beauty.
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
You like everyone; that is to say, you are indifferent to everyone.
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.
He is all my art to me now.
There is nothing that art cannot express,
You might see nothing in him. I see everything in him.
My heart shall never be put under their microscope.
I find a strange pleasure in saying things to him that I know I shall be sorry for having said.
You can’t feel what I feel. You change too often.
Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love’s tragedies.
The rich would have spoken on the value of thrift, and the idle grown eloquent over the dignity of labour.
The world is wide, and has many marvelous people in it.
Would you think it awfully rude of me if I asked you to go away?
He has a very bad influence over all his friends, with the single exception of myself.
I suppose he has been paying you compliments.
You mustn’t believe a word that he says.
Always! That is a dreadful word. It makes me shudder when I hear it.
He won’t like you the better for keeping your promises. He always breaks his own.
If a man is a gentleman, he knows quite enough, and if he is not a gentleman, whatever he knows is bad for him.
Most people discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one’s mistakes.
All I want now is to look at life.
You may come and look at it with me, if you care to.
People know the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
You filled me with a wild desire to know everything about life.
Don’t be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning.
The longer I live, the more keenly I feel that whatever was good enough for our fathers is not good enough for us.
Ordinary people waited till life disclosed to them its secrets, but to the few, to the elect, the mysteries of life were revealed before the veil was drawn away.
Experience is of no ethical value. It is merely the name men give to their mistakes.
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.
You are much better than you pretend to be.
Love is a more wonderful thing than art.
There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel that no one else has a right to blame us.
It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.
You call yesterday the past?
The past can always be annihilated. But the future is inevitable.
Society, civilized society at least, is never very ready to believe anything to the detriment of those who are both rich and fascinating.
Even the cardinal virtues cannot atone for half-cold entrées.
I am tired of myself tonight.
With such blood as he has in his veins, how could his record be clean?
You have chattered enough about corruption. Now you shall look on it face to face.
Each of us has heaven and hell in him.
You have done enough evil in your life.
You would be a set of unfortunate bachelors.
I give the truths of tomorrow.
I prefer the mistakes of today.

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@cfbartcn !!
“this one’s going to go better than last time.” steve would be more careful this time, less driven by stark anger. ( this was a new threat, a new worry, a new chance. ) he felt less like he was made of ragged edges. they weren’t in any less danger, but they had a plan. they had clear heads. “everyone else is busy. i don’t see any other option.” he let out a sigh. yes, it was up to them to find the red hood; no, it was none of them alone. “ — are you ready?”
Clint blinks. Almost laughs, but doesn’t.
❝ Y’know, Cap, there ‘re only a couple of ways it could’ve GONE WORSE last time. ❞ Mostly he’s thinking about the very real possibility of a need for a BODY BAG that wasn’t meant for that piece of trash BROCK RUMLOW –––––––
He offers up a loose shrug of his broad shoulders, because really, what choice did they have ? It was something that needed doing & they were the most qualified to do it. ❝ As ready as we’ll ever be. Followin’ your orders, pal. ❞
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“ sounds PERFECT what are you saying, what are the words coming out of your mouth right now — ” her exasperated tone is exaggerated and the roll of green eyes complimentary. “ that’s being honest. doesn’t have to be PRETTY, just has to be real. ”
“ … though calling anything involving your ass a ‘ shit - show ’ is a little on the nose. ” there mj goes laughing again, all teeth and musical notes about clint’s predicament. “ gonna have to replace your name with fudgecicle now. ”
❝ Aw, COME ON, that’s not at all what I meant & you KNOW IT. ❞
There’s a certain kind of EASE that comes with getting to spend time with the people you consider friends, catching up ––––––– it feels like he hasn’t gotten to have enough of that lately, with everything else going on. ( He really hasn’t been so great at keeping in touch. )
❝ DUMBASS still works just fine y’know. ❞
dangerwatson·:
“ ‘DON’T WORRY TOO MUCH’ — don’t worry, he says in his best take on a fictional galactic smuggler. to a cat whose side hustle is in art preservation no less. ” faux offense punctuated by the slide of her arm around his own; those rugged good looks and underappreciated slights more than welcome, comfortable even. “ ya’ll need a new word for FINE, it’s become this decades contronym. ”
His opposite hand comes up to pat her arm where she’s threaded it through his in some kind of attempt to convey reassurance even though he’s utterly unable to help the laugh that tumbles out of his mouth as they start to amble.
❝ So, should I go with ❛ probably not a SHIT - SHOW ❜ instead ? ❞ Clint grins. ❝ That really doesn’t sound any better. ❞
CONT’D ❱
He’d spent the evening chasing down a lead –––––––– still juggling some of the intel gathering he’s been doing as part of his deal with S.H.I.E.L.D. with everything else that’s been heaped onto the plate lately. ( Anything to distract from the NEW AVENGERS is welcome, frankly. )
HIS BAD LUCK is, apparently, that he’s not going to be able to set foot on this side of the river without running into her.
❝ We really have to stop MEETING LIKE THIS. ❞
@purrfectioniist !!
❝ SO I WOULD BE DISGUISING MYSELF. ❞ Something dangerous drips from the syllables, outsized for her tiny frame. The added inch static electricity adds to her hair only underlines it. ❝ Although I do not need to be inside of their party to be making his brains into … something wobbly. That you know. I am only making an offering. ❞
@cfbartcn !
Clint snorts, an ugly noise that’s lacking much humor. ❝ I don’t think he needs your help with the WOBBLY BRAIN part. ❞ God only knows his big brother’s not a fan of USING what little of his brains he’s GOT or hasn’t ruined dabbling in various DRUGS.
❝ I appreciate your offer, but don’t worry about it. ❞ The LAST thing they need is to be tied up in something like that with one of the NEW AVENGERS. ( The thought still tastes sour & his hard to swallow around. )

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a very old meme. ❛ you’ll freeze your ass off. ❜
❝ & wouldn’t that be a FUCKING TRAGEDY ? ❞ He flashes a big grin that’s all white teeth & a little crooked. ❝ Don’t WORRY too much, it’ll be fine. ❞
( Probably, anyway. Like at least 60 - 40. )
@dangerwatson !!
❛ i’m starving. wanna get something to eat ? ❜
They’ve been asking each other variations of that same question for YEARS now, but somehow it still makes his mouth curl into a slow grin, makes his stomach turn over in that pleasant, giddy sort of way.
❝ Why DIRECTOR CARTER, are you ASKING ME OUT ? ❞ The way he teases & bats his eyes is easy & he knows exactly what expression is going to cross her face as his reward before it DOES. It’s getting late, so their dine - in options will begin to be limited, but –––
❝ I could totally go for a patty melt. ❞
@cahrter !!
Falcon here. WSC event a bust. Credible threat pending against S.H.I.E.L.D. facility near Bedford, NY. Rendez-vous coordinates 41.1989988,-73.657528. 21:00 HRS. Confirm when message received.
There’s a certain amount of RESIGNATION that settles in his chest as he reads the contents of the message. This is the exact sort of thing that abiding by the language of the ACCORDS makes impossible. Responding to a situation where they’re needed but maybe the Council doesn’t deem it worth their time.
He taps out the response and hits send.
Confirmed.
STARTERS MADE OF TEARS ❱ ❛ You may hate me, but I can’t hate you. ❜
Whatever’s going on with them now ––––– it’s COMPLICATED.
Clint hasn’t attempted to put any kind of label on it, or asked for any kind of clarification because if he asks, if he draws attention to it, maybe she’ll change her mind. He’d rather have whatever this is than to go back to those months in the immediate aftermath where they barely spoke at all.
( Turns out there is such a thing as hell on earth. )
She damn near broke his heart, but that doesn’t mean that his feelings for her have ever changed. He loved her then & he still loves her now –––––– he doesn’t envision a world where that ever isn’t the case.
❝ I don’t hate you. ❞ Pure honesty. ❝ I could never hate you. ❞
@cahrter !!

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“well, go on then — i’m here.” steve gestured the man forward, his tone light and halfway teasing. some days, it felt like the whole world was pressing down on all sides; some days, you had to make a bit of a fool of yourself. “you might as well get your practice in. i could use a few inspiring words.”
❝ AWW, SHUCKS. ❞ Clint smudges a toe against the ground, feigning bashfulness he doesn’t actually possess. ❝ I appreciate the offer but I think I’m gonna leave the MORALE BOOSTING SPEECHES to you, Steve. ❞
❝ You got any of those tucked up your sleeves ? ❞