静かな音

The only attack we’re under is from these guns. 

a reminder that i love my boy and that i neglect him bc im a bad mun

for the right price I will carry you around like a princess.

“Not that? Then what?” 

He narrows his eyes. What odd behaviour, “Have I done something to upset you...?” 

“I would recommend you not throw water balloons at some of the less friendly lieutenants.” 

“I preferred it when you threw flowers, if I’m being honest.” 

Oh yeah sure, now that he’s got a bigger office everyone wants to stop by and take advantage of his couch. 

“It’s raining awfully hard in this one particular spot!” he shouts to an onlooking officer, giving them a two fingered salute before sauntering away to dry off. 

M’yeet.

Ah, maybe he’s taken the joke too far. She must think he’s really this full of himself. “Alright then, well, take care.” Probably best not to chase after her.

DID WHAT 

also Jun: I am 100% unlovable and a terrible person who will spend eternity all alone.